Subject: Noaa's Top 10 Worst Artwork Cards
10: Timidity, I mean, That guy looks like someone
just shot him in the you know where. Sorry for the lack of, um, polite
wording, but it really does!
9: Dice Jar, No offence to the effect, But it just
creeps me out how he smiles like that, Uhhhggg.
8:Des Lacooda, Now I know he is a zombie, But look
at him! A zombie camel?
7:Dark Snake Syndrome, Look at number 10, now look
at this card. Pretty much the same thing, except this guy doesn't look
so...so....Japanese? He is drooling after all.
6: Mirror force. The picture is bad. It looks like
two brightly light colors are fighting.
5:Secret of the Bandit, The bandit dresses up like
a grandma? He has some problems :)
4:Skull Lair, OOOOOHHHH, Something bad must
be Around the corner, but to bad, you don't get to see it. Just some pretty
lights coming from number 6.
3:Dark Piercing Light, Its someone's finger, Except
its shiny. Ooh, shiny!
2:House of Adhesive Tape, ...........Look at the
blue people suffer! Really, this card is just plain sad. Effect, Artwork, and
they could of made it the house of stick tape, why adhesive?
1: Ok, don't kill me on this one, but Gemini Elf, I
mean, It looks so..so.... Not kid like. It looks more like adults would have
more fun buying this card. I would say what It really looks like but then that
would be violating the rules :)