Hey everyone!  Here are some examples proving that you might play too much Yu-Gi-Oh!

And numbers marked with a * have actually happened to me. 

 

10.  You duel in your dreams. 

*9.  You buy a small, golden pyramid with an eye on it at a flea market for a few bucks, only to realize you bought the cheapest piece of garbage in the world, and not a vessel carrying an ancient pharaoh. 

8.  You carry your deck with you everywhere you go, going up to strangers, asking them to duel!

7.  You realize your family is just about as dysfunctional as the Ishtar family. 

*6.  When playing, you think “Heart of the Cards, Heart of the Cards” when drawing, and then you draw the card just like they do on the show, and end up getting the card you wanted/needed, and you scare your opponent. 

5.  You wish your Grandpa was as fun as Yugi’s grandpa. 

*4.  You laugh every time you see a sign that reads Pick Up/Drop Off.  (stupid Drop Off, how I hate ye!)

*3.  When playing against a friend and you hit him/her for a great deal of life point damage, your opponent’s nose starts to bleed heavily (Note: opponent must then scream “Ah! My life points!)

*2.  You think a sign reading “Harper’s Ferry” reads “Harpie’s Feather”

 

and the number one sign you play too much Yu-Gi-Oh……

 

*1. At your job, when people get you so mad you can’t stand it anymore, you pray for a Raigeki (because a Dark Hole would destroy you too, and you don’t want that)

 

Lemme know what you think!

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