Breaker's top 10 cards that I wish were real

 

(In no particular order)

 

1. "Come on!" If your opponent takes forever to make a move, get someone to help him/her.

 

2. "This is going nowhere" If the duel takes forever, just make it a tie, or flip a coin or something.

 

3. "Oh no, you don't use Kuriboh!!"  If you're about to defeat your opponent and they use Kuriboh, you can rip it in half.

 

 4. "What?" If your opponent completely messes up the effect of a card (example: "I play Jinzo, now you can't use magic cards"), then you get to make up an effect, even if its "Lose the duel after playing this".

 

5. "This is boring" If you opponent constantly uses stalling cards like Insect Barrier+DNA Surgery or Swords of Revealing Light, you can special summon Sasuke Samuria, Jinzo, and Spell Canceller at once, even if you don't have them.

 

6. "I can't play anything!!" If you have all your 5+ cards in your hand, you can keep drawing until you get a 4-.

 

7. "Snatch Steal, then run away" ask your opponent to see thier deck, then take all the rare cards and run.

 

8. "No way!" If your opponent pulls off some almost impossible combo (example: Hayabusa Knight+Star Bow- Ceal+United we Stand+Scapegoat), you can run away as fast as you can.

 

9. Super Hayabusa Knight- the only monster (4000/0), this card can attack LP difrectly twice. Uneffected by Magic/Traps/Effects

 

10. Stop Defense- or else! If you opponent constantly defends/stalls for the whole duel and you only have, like a quarter of you deck left and it's taking forever, you can get up from your seat, and smack your opponent as hard as you can.

 

 

 

 

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