Mike's Top 10 Best Made Up Cards

10. Heel Poet(or for americanized bozos like myself, heelpoemer)

Dark/Fiend 1400/2000 Level 5

Text-Has the uncanny ability to control dogs with it's disturbing screeches.

9. Morbidly Obese Walrus

Water/Beast 1900/1000

Effect-Increase this cards attack by 500 for each water monster anywhere in the vicinity.(no, frogs and bugs do not count)

8. Pimple Thing

Dark/Fiend 1500/1000

Effect-Increase the attack of this card by 1000 for each pimple on the opponent.

7. Last Booger from Another Planet

Wind/Aqua

Text-A horrific life form that was the last survivor of his homeworld.The Last Booger From Another Planet is a force to be reckoned with as the Last Booger from Another Planet is a force to be reckoned with.In short, don't mess with the Last Booger from Anohter Planet.

6. Book of Integrity

Normal Magic

Take out your favorite book. Discontinue the duel and feed your mind with something you need.

5. Super Attack

Trap

For the rest of the turn a monster can attack any monster and immediatley destroy it.Effects of destroyed monster are unactivated. 

4. Matrix Move

Counter Trap

Activate this when your opponent activates super attack.Negate all attacks and punch your opponent.

3. Loaded Dice

Continuous Trap

Re-roll any dice as many times as you want until you roll the desired number.

2. Ojama Red

Light/Beast 9000/1000

Text-He doesn't have to butt into anything because nobody gets in his way.

1. You got Jipped Jipper!

Counter Trap

Activate when an opponent activates snatch steal. Kick him or her in the shins and run away with their cards.

Mike

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