Top Ten Cards That Piss Me Off- Big Ev

 

Yo again all of you at pojo, ive been to many tourneys and ive been pissed off by many cards. Just when i think i have a complete Yata Lock, my fricken luck vanishes. And i dont mind if any of ya play them, feel free to yer @$$ kicked. Here take a look and dont think of anything after reading this. I repeat Dont Get Any Ideas.

1. Mirror Force- Yes this card has pissed me off every tourney ive been too. Even though i run one, before i did this card always surprised me. Really sweet. Dark Mirror Force sucks.

 

2. Nimble Momonga- Boy these cards fricken piss me, stupid gay squirrels. First they fetch two more, then tribute for Jinzo. Man i hate them, theyre even worse than the dumb vermin.

 

3. Gravity Bind- Oh my god, the pissy little stall card that basically every control deck runs. Ya have some sweet monster, then it gets scewed. I even had one once.

 

4. Fiber Jar- Its amazing how a small tree can blast off by the power of science. It sucks. This card starts games over, blowing up the locks youve planned. I wish it were banned.

 

5. Magic Cylinder- Isnt it funny how i diss all the game changing traps and not mention duster or raigeki. Traps ruin the fun of attacking. Especially this one, mirror force still sucks.

 

6. Chaos Emperor Dragon- Oh great, a fricken secret rare capable of a one turn yata-lock. It makes my other article look retarted. No, rip it up kids, and cry to ya momys, faggots.

 

7. Exodia the Forbidden One- Ya know this card screwed 90% of my games this past year. Well now i dont think so, with my ultimate lock deck. OH MY GOD EXODIA NO!

 

8. Swords of Revealing Light- This card used to make me furious when i just sit there fer three fricken turns while they got to defend there life or pull some nasty combo. Msts rule!

 

9. Dark Master Zorc- Ive not seen this guy so far in tourneys, but one of my friends pulled it quick with senju then got a one practically every turn. then spat at my face.

 

10. Yata-Garasu- Ive been soooo lucky, i havent had to taste this cooked bird throughout all my tourneys, thank god. But i love the crow, it funny that it even exists. Konami.......

 

Yeah there ya go, cards that piss me off. Well now that i got that outta my head its time to KICK SOME @$$. Any hatemail(id love it, just no yata disses) Jnzo21@aol.com is my address. Any duels, ill cream ya, girlfriends yeah, and little kids no. Toss all ya junk at me.