Top Ten Cards That Piss Me Off-
Big Ev
Yo again all of you at pojo, ive
been to many tourneys and ive been pissed off by many cards. Just when i think i
have a complete Yata Lock, my fricken luck vanishes. And i dont mind if any
of ya play them, feel free to yer @$$ kicked. Here take a look and dont think of
anything after reading this. I repeat Dont Get Any
Ideas.
1. Mirror Force- Yes this card has
pissed me off every tourney ive been too. Even though i run one, before i did
this card always surprised me. Really sweet. Dark Mirror Force
sucks.
2. Nimble Momonga- Boy these cards
fricken piss me, stupid gay squirrels. First they fetch two more, then tribute
for Jinzo. Man i hate them, theyre even worse than the dumb
vermin.
3. Gravity Bind- Oh my god, the
pissy little stall card that basically every control deck runs. Ya have some
sweet monster, then it gets scewed. I even had one
once.
4. Fiber Jar- Its amazing how a
small tree can blast off by the power of science. It sucks. This card starts
games over, blowing up the locks youve planned. I wish it were
banned.
5. Magic Cylinder- Isnt it funny how
i diss all the game changing traps and not mention duster or raigeki. Traps ruin
the fun of attacking. Especially this one, mirror force still
sucks.
6. Chaos Emperor Dragon- Oh great, a
fricken secret rare capable of a one turn yata-lock. It makes my other article
look retarted. No, rip it up kids, and cry to ya momys,
faggots.
7. Exodia the Forbidden One- Ya know
this card screwed 90% of my games this past year. Well now i dont think so, with
my ultimate lock deck. OH MY GOD EXODIA NO!
8. Swords of Revealing Light- This
card used to make me furious when i just sit there fer three fricken turns while
they got to defend there life or pull some nasty combo. Msts
rule!
9. Dark Master Zorc- Ive not seen
this guy so far in tourneys, but one of my friends pulled it quick with senju
then got a one practically every turn. then spat at my
face.
10. Yata-Garasu- Ive been soooo
lucky, i havent had to taste this cooked bird throughout all my tourneys, thank
god. But i love the crow, it funny that it even exists.
Konami.......
Yeah there ya go, cards that piss me
off. Well now that i got that outta my head its time to KICK SOME @$$. Any
hatemail(id love it, just no yata disses) Jnzo21@aol.com is my address. Any duels, ill
cream ya, girlfriends yeah, and little kids no. Toss all ya junk at me.