Matt B's Top Ten List - Top 10 Cards That Will Never Be Made!

10) Dragons Blood - Continuous Trap - When your opponent plays any card that is a Dragon type, or has the word Dragon in its name, grab a pair of scissors and cut up said Dragon card.

9) Drill Press - Quickplay Magic - When a Drillago card comes onto the field, immediately yell at the top of your lungs, "Prepare to enter the Shadow Realm!" and cackle like an idiot.

8) Fairly Oddparents - Dark/Spellcaster/Level 7 - 2400/1700 - When this card comes into play, sing the "Fairly Oddparents" theme song, or destroy this monster and find some goldfish.

7) Lemonade Stand - Normal Trap - If your opponent summons a Non-effect monster, they must buy you the drink of your choice.

6) GoGoPowerRanger Gagagigo - Water/Reptile/Level 9 - 3000/3000 - When this card comes onto the field, summon all cards with Gagagigo in their name in attack position from your hand, deck, or graveyard. Then say, "Its Morphin Time!" and sit down cause you have just made an idiot of yourself.

5) Yugi's Hairstylist - Counter Trap - If your opponent makes a comment on the way you dress or look when you duel them, grab a thing of soda and dump it all over their head and give them the card to your hairstyler.

4) Ryu Hayabusa - Earth/Warrior/Level 5 - 2000/2000 - This card can only be summoned by the effect of Dark Hole when a Strike Ninja is in play on either side of the field. When this card is summoned, equip it with a Fuhma Shuriken or Dragon Sword.

3) Dragon Sword - Equip Magic - This card can only be equipped to a Ryu Hayabusa card. This card increases the ATK/DEF of the equipped monster by 2000 and cant be destroyed by Magic/Trap or monsters.  If your opponent finds someway to destroy this card or the monster, punch them in the nose and say, "Thats what you get when you mess with the Dragon Clan".

2) Thomas A. Anderson - Light/Warrior/Level 4 - 1200/1200 - Can only be played after you sit through the entire Matrix Trilogy. When this card is summoned, nothing happens, you just wasted 8 hours of your life watching the Matrix Trilogy.

and finally, the #1 card that will NEVER be made...

1) Wild Rice and Beans Release - If your opponent passes gas from either part of their body during the match, point out so, and your opponent automatically loses the match.

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