Mike's Top 10 Monster Cards that Deserve Flavor Text

This is a list of the cards I believe should have flavor text.Why you ask?Because we wanna know what the heck their deal is.(You'll notice a lot of Marik cards hit the scene)Please don't send me e-mails of your ideas of why the card are a certain way if your gonna be mean about it and act like you are the authority on duel monsters.If you want to tell me your own, kind, opinions go ahead. I like nice people. Whew that was a lot..

10. Viser Shock

It's obvious that it's an electric-chair thing but I really would like to know some more about it's uses....(mwahahahaha!!)

9. Invader of Darkness

A mysterious demon seeming to be invading something huh? Really though, I would like to know more.

8. Dark Paladin

This one is more for the fact that I think it's the coolest duel monster and it should have some text.

7. Dark Necrofear

One of the most disturbing looking cards in the game.That alone is a reason enough.

6. Lava Golem

I just kinda want to know why there is a person inside the cage, or why theres a cage for that matter.

5. Fushioh Richie

He's a scary cusomer and I like those kinds of cards to have text.

4. Great Dezard

Why do you have to kill 2 guys then tribute him?? I just wanna know that.

3. End of Anubis

Too cool of a card to not have a text.I wish they did text and effects.

2. Last Warrior From Another Planet

When I fist saw this I was like, this guys awesome and it was just the picture that I saw so I was like, I can't wait to find out what this dude's all about.Obviously I was disappointed.

1. And it's..................................Helpoemer!!!!

In my opinion this is the most disturbing looking card in the game. The first time I saw it was on the back of the new ruler booster.This was when I was a bit younger and more of a wuss. I thought this thing had like a big eye on his face and I was horrified at the notion that it was his mouth.And not only that he had mouths all over his body! Man, the card designers did a really good job on this guy. I really want to know what sort of thing he is supposed to be!!

That was really long and I did this one mainly for my own giggles, but I hope some of you other kiddies like it.

Mike

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