These are some crazy cards that will never be made (I hope not) there is no best to worst or vice-versa order just the cards enjoy.

 

 

1. Mad Dog of Darkness #2/ 1900 atk/ 1400 def/ Effect: Bite your opponent every turn, if you do not destroy this card and your deck

 

2. Injection Fairy Tulip/ 400 atk/ 1500 def/ Effect: Pay 8000 life points to power up this card by 600.

 

3. Skilled African American Magician/ 1900 atk/ 1700 def/ Effect: If the player your are playing is white slap him, if he slaps back… you’ll get over it, if he cries laugh in his face.

 

4. Skilled White (really a white man) Magician/ 1700 atk/ 1900 def/ Effect: If the player your are playing is black slap him, if he slaps back… you’ll get over it, if he cries laugh in his face.

  

5. Peeves, Jinzo’s Alter Ego/ Trap/ Activate this card when Jinzo is played even though you cant use traps. If your opponent argues about you activating any traps you may flip a coin: If heads your opponent looses 890,045 life points. If tails your opponent looses the match.

 

6. Dark Chucklephere / 2200 atk/ 2800 def/ Effect: Remove 3 cards in your graveyard that most resemble your opponent (unless your playing someone that’s fine remove cards that are cruel towards the opponent) then shout out what you removed so everyone can hear you. Start making fun of the un-fine opponent until time runs out. For each crack gain 8000 life points for each laugh you get (including your own).

 

7. Idiotic and Otherwise Stupid Chaos Rider Howard/ 1400 atk/ 1500 def/ Effect: Some how get a motorcycle. Tell your opponent to jump over the Grand Canyon. Watch the news later that night, and here about the tragic death of your opponent.

 

8. Purple Loving Tyrano/ 2600 atk/ 1800 def/ Effect: Force opponent to watch Barney for this rest of the match.

 

9. Morphing Can/ 800 atk/ 700 def/ Flip Effect: Ask your opponent his or her favorite canned drink. Buy many of them for him or her. Force him or her to drink them (if they refuse you win) if they complain about the bathroom or pee on them self the must pay 20x as much as you paid for the drinks (they can also pay in cards).

 

10. Fruity Force/Trap/ when your opponent’s attacks throw many assorted colored objects at him or her.

 

Hope you enjoyed and maybe got a laugh.

Anywho got any questions just email me at zachwinslett@bellsouth.net