top 10 ugly looking cards-KMR

I am here today to talk about some downright, ugly monsters in this game. they have been selected as 10 of many crispy critters for this list to be talked about. Enjoy! :)

10. Spear Cretin- Just look at this monster. What was mr kazkui takahashi (i think that's right) thinking when he drew this up?

9. Kryuel- this object has no appeal to it. It looks like it got chewed up and spit out, then ran over, then burned.

8. Des Lacooda- The crack got you messed up man, you gotta stop it. What? Why are you blowing crushed up crack from your mouth? It's not helping dude.

7.Patrician of darkness- Just look at him trying to put that ben affleck serious look on his face. You need some vitamin k for those dark areas around your eyes son. Those ears are pointy too. And oh, did I mention that the sides of your face look like they were beat in with a sledgehammer?

6.Ryu-Kishin Clown- Goodness! its just plain ugly. What to say.

5.Wicked Worm Beast.-This thing looks like its been in a food processor.

4.Serpentine Princess- Man. she is just OOOGOOOLY. No serpentine prince for you.

3. Ooguchi- Modern medicine cant save you. or plastic surgery.

2. D.D. Crazy beast- It's no wonder you're pulling that poor thing in with you. No one wants to be with you. not even that ugly thing. it's a shame.

1. Hyosube- ILLLLLLLLLLLLLL! Wh.. Ho... Jesus! now this is the epitimy of ugly. its a disgrace to the card game. This thing looks like it crwaled up someones butt and died there, only to be crapped out and have a blonde wig put on its head.

I know there are more ugly cards out there! when you read this, try to think of 10 more or something.

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