From: Jose R. Vazquez [jrvazquez@adelphia.net]
Sent: Wednesday, August 25, 2004 4:39 AM
To: yugitop10s@yahoo.com
Cc: ulra72@hotmail.com
Subject: Chronos' Top Twelve Things A First Time Yugioh Viewer May Think

Top twelve things a first-time Yugioh viewer may think (or say):

12. "Pegasus, haven't you noticed you have a mop growing out of your head?"

11. "Man, these people are never in school! What're they gonna do for a living, duel the government for early Social Security?"

10. "Why can't that stupid Dragon Champion stay in the field for more than 2.5 secs?

9. "Hey, if this Joey guy's Japanese, how come he has a Brooklyn accent?"

8. "Tea, don't you have anything better to do than hang out with these losers?"

7. "If these people dueled here, they'd end dead last!"

6. "Mokuba, do you really enjoy brownnosing?" 

5. (To Marik/Bakura/Pegasus): "Banishing people to the Shadow Realm is no way to get through life, young man!"

4. "He's gonna save the world with cardboard? Even I can do that!"

3. (To Ishizu): "Two words that'll change your brother's life forever: anger management."

2. "Super spinning tops, world-saving cards... what's next, Battle of Beauticians!?"

1. "Heart of the cards... that's it, they're officially brain-dead!"

Chronos, King of Time

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