Alex's Yugioh Top 10 Why ever touch let alone play these cards
Today, I am sending a list of cards that you should immediately burn, trade, or what-not if you ever get them.
 
You'll probably laugh your opponent into a coma though if you play some of these.
 
10) Red Eyes Black Dragon--2 tributes for 2400 attack is terrible, I don't think this guy fits in a Dragon, Dark, or CRAP deck.
 
9) Fake Trap--I don't care what you have to protect, it's a waste of a slot of a perfectly valuable trap slot in your deck.
 
8) Royal Decree--Even if you can't get a Jinzo, using this card is pointless.  It is MST bait being continuous.
 
7) Vampire Lady--Since the opponent gets to choose the card they throw, it's great for them.  They throw their Jinzo, BEWD, etc. and Monster Reborn it.  Stay far away.
 
6) Harpie's Pet Dragon--What a joke?!?  2000 attack for 2 tributes is ridiculous.  Most level 4 monsters will clobber it.  The best scenario with no equip makes her 2900 in a deck centralized around her.
 
5) The Shallow Grave--In my opinion, I don't care how bad you need how good of a monster, your opponent could need an equally if not better monster at least as bad.  Stick to Monster Reborn, Premature Burial, Call of the Haunted, etc.
 
4) Magical Hats--Not worth using for any reason.  I don't care what you need to protect or how bad.
 
3) My Body as a Shield--1500 lifepoints is far too high a cost for me to negate anything.  I've honestly seen people use it and lose because they forgot or didn't know it cost 1500 lifepoints.
 
2) Aitsu--100 attack points for ONE tribute?  This is the second worst card in the entire game.  Picture--I sacrifice, my Gemini Elf, for Aitsu!
 
1) Kitsu--200 attack points and THREE tributes?  I don't see the purpose of making Aitsu 3100 attack for a 200 attack monster that requires 3 tributes.  The worst card (monster at least) in the game, in my opinion.
 
Thank you for reading, my name is Alex
 
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Now, I have a poll of what you think the next article should be.  There are five choices, I will take e-mail votes at the above address for 5 full days counting the first as the day this is posted.  Here are the choices:
 
a) Kick but fusions
 
b) Awesome Level 4 effect less monsters with LESS then 1900 attack and combos to make them better
 
c) Underused lifesaving cards that most overlook
 
d) The best level 3 or lower monsters (separate lists for with and without an effect)
 
e) Or...a mystery article of MY choice that you'll have to wait and see
 
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