Randy R's Top Ten Broken Sexy Cards

I go to tounies every week and see everyone playing the same decks in retrospect I've created a list of the top 10 broken sexy cards!

10. Spear Dragon-With a nose that long it is impossible to tell what he can do with that thing, not only that but he has trample, I mean come on upperdeck how can you make a card that hot with such a killer effect

9.  Amazoness Swordwomen-Everyone plays this card and I'm sick of it, but not sick of looking at it, if you don't know what I'm talking about go pick up a copy

8.  Fiber Jar-A tree with a rocket up its butt, its like a fantasy come true

7.  Yata-Garasu-If you have a lust for power you'll find this card sexy, look at him he is standing atop the moon, now thats power

6.  Dark Magician Girl-Currently running rabid in choas and dark magician decks and I still cant get enough

5.  Imperial order-Upperdeck you made a big mistake here you should have named this card imperial pimp because it is so powerful, it smacks magic cards around like a pimp should

4.  Solemn Judgement-I don't find this card hot but apparantly the ladies do, how does this old guy get three young girls.

3.  Gemini elfs-one word "twins" I wouldn't mind if they alternated their attack on me

2.  Jinzo-If you are a sick perverted freak who is turned on by brains, metal and red eyes I have the card for you

1.  Torrential Tribute-Water is just about the sexiest thing out there and this card offers lots of it, enough to wipe out all monsters on the field and leave me feeling wet

If I forgot to post that special card that keeps you playing or you just want to Send hate-mail e-mail me at link8382000@yahoo.com