Brian's Top 10 Things not to put
in a Yu-Gi-Oh! Top Ten List
Pretty simple. This list is composed of things that need
to stop when posting Top Ten Lists. I've read a lot of these Top Ten Lists
and a lot of them are pointless. I know it kind of defeats the
purpose, but these are in no particular
order.
1. Stop
complaining about Yata
By whining and moaning, you're getting nowhere. We all
know it is a rather broken card. However, there are those of us who were just
man enough to look Yata in the face and say shove it. Find a way around it, we
don't need to hear anymore opinions on Yata.
2. Stop making
up cards that are too
good
People are constantly making up cards that are just too
dumb to fathom. Yeah, it was funny after the first couple o' hundred of these
lists, but it's not anymore. If you even consider writing a list of cards that
"should exist," try not to sound like a fanboy of the anime
series.
3. People who
suggest card fixes
Give me a break. This is such a stupid thing to do. I've
read only a few of these, but they're pointless. Half the cards these people say
need to be "fixed" are cards that will be banned anyways. Nevertheless, the
cards are usually Yata and Chaos monsters. I've heard things like "Make
Yata a regular effect monster," or "Delinquent Duo should be 2000
Lp." Just because you were whipped by those cards doesn't mean they're
unfair.
4. Anything that
has to do with wealthy or poor
people
I know that this is a subject long exhausted, but it's
been resurfacing. You have a social status, accept it. If people can buy better
cards, too bad.
5. Stop
complaining about chaos
Just like Yata, these cards get beaten on so bad by a
general audience that when a player has a chaos deck, he's/she's seen as a
scumbag. If they just want to win, then it's kind of a toss-up. They ARE being
unoriginal, but on the flipside, that's just their choice. Just find a way
around these monstrosities.
6. Poeple woh
catn uderstand teh consept of spel
chekker
Annoying? Yes. Take ten seconds out your life and make
sure your writing is legible. Nothing makes your opinion more unenjoyable (not
all of them are, but after all, that's an opinion) than a letter that couldn't
even pass as my dog's handwriting.
7. People who
complain about cards and don't know how they work in the first
place
This is just sad. Know your cards. It's not very hard to
remember the full effect of Kycoo. I still here people flaming cards like Jar of
Greed and Gather Your Mind. It's called deck speed. But then again, anyone slow
enough to not see the point of those cards couldn't get the concept of deck
speed (let alone speed) anyways.
8. People who
talk about combos and don't know how the cards work in the first
place
Similar to the above. C'mon, three Upstart Goblins? Am I
the only one who sees a slight problem with a combo that begins with those three
cards? Once again, know your cards before you
speak.
9. "Greatest
Cards of All Time" Top ten
lists
Yeah, real original. Falls under same category as "My
Favorite Cards."
10. Originality
Maybe I'm sounding unoriginal complaining about
original lists that complain about unoriginal deck types and why they're
original. Wow. Even talking about this sounds stupid.
The next time you bash someone about being boring and
having a "cookie-cutter" deck, take a look at yours. If you have more than
twenty of the same cards that the alleged duelist has, you're officially common.
So many people hate on Chaos and control decks because "everyone" has them. I
happen to use a control/destruction deck that has my own touches. Aside from the
staples, I do use similar cards like Yata and scientist, only because they are
cards that I know will help me win. Don't be stupid and say that someone is
unoriginal just because they use cards that will help them win. When someone
complains about other duelists needing to change their decks, they just
want to have a better chance of winning. Unless the metagame in
your area is so one-colored that you end up facing the same decks
over and over again.
EVERY CARD HAS A WEAKNESS TO
EXPLOIT
Toughen up and learn your cards. To be frank, don't be
stupid, your brain is there to prevent that.