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Top ten decks you'll rarely if ever, see- Born to play

My cards N' Stuff just expanded so now they can have tournaments!  Soo Happy!  But I went there and just began to think of al the decks I'd never see there. So, here it goes!

10.Water:  Enough said.  Legendary fisherman was surprisingly popular up to the end of the LON days but over the past months it has gone extinct.  Give me a break.  How often are you going to be able to fight back and beat your opponent before he uses CED's effect or he just creams you to peices with anyother deck.  Heck, Exodia's are more popular than this deck.

9.Spellcastor:  THis got boosted from MFC but shortly afterwards people lost interest and decided that because of the dawn of dark chrisis, they'd run fiends instead.

8.Exodia, last turn, message board or what ever itis, and other automatic win decks saw their day but by the next morning they were sucked right back into that fun deck mode.

7.Warrior:  I'm very fond of whoever runs this deck because it just sounds fun to play.  It's been getting boosted in almost every set that comes out sence LOD  But it jsut can't seem to sneak into tournaments.  I prophisize another rise of the warrior by the second next set But I could just be a very hopeful nieve guy.

6. Weenie Rush:  I knew the day would come when it wasn't able to be played in almost forever  but I still dream of someone beating the top duelist of the world with one fell swoop of the Hayabusa Knight's  sword.  The day will soon come when the dream clown puts ice on the hearts of all that he is beckoned to attack and the Jinzo 7# is as popular as Jinzo's prime day. 

5.  Huge revolution deck:  I tried to make this deck myself as a backup  but it was soon vanquished like every other low budget fun deck.

4.  Grave keepers:  To think those cards actuelly existed!  It still gives me chills.  Those decks were so cool looking but when you played them I don't even know how rocky they were.

3.Don Zaloog, dark scorpion deck: personally I've never had the privaledge to play against one but I can tell you now that it was very fickle and A new age fiend deck could beat it pretty easily.  If you  don't know what I mean by new age I'll happilly explain it to you,(email's at bottom of page).  I think I'll write a huge thought on it someday.

2.  Gate guardian:  It almost made me throw up while thinking about it.  How stupid is this?  You do nine summons just to make a tenth tribute of those last three summons just to, usually, use last turn or attack directly usually failing.  Makes me spew.

1.  This, you probibly have already guessed.  The ultimate of the most supidess decks of them all....................................................................................

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......TOONS!Now I usually will give an explination for why I think a deck is bad and will never see play but.......Toons?!!!! Do I need esplaining?  Really?!! They're the weak-ass deck type from, what, MRD or MRL?  Those sets are retired for Peet's sake!  WE've already drained them of their good cards and now we must except the perminent extinction of the toons.  Now, Don't say I'm mean.  If yoiu can beat me using toons then right on but if you can't beat a new age fiend deck then you might as well get lucky in casual play and win a couple duels against the even more dumb Final countdown deck.  Face it, they may look fast but really come on.  THey're as slow as a final countdown deck which I actuelly would like to see used at a tournament.  But toons are not that strong.  Beleive me toons are very vulnerable and could be easily beaten.  Now with the right protection you may get lucky and make it through one duel at a tournament but otherthan that, you'll never make it past the first round.  Sorry toon lovers.  I have nothing against you but gosh!

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