Zach's Yu-GiOh Top 10 Made-Up Cards

10.Lunch Explosion

{Quick-Play Spell}

You can only activate this card if you lost the duel.Force feed your opponent Lunchables until they forfeit to make a tie.If your opponent's fat, smack him upside the head with a King Sized Baby Ruth.

9.Shut ya mouth!!!!

{Trap}

If your opponent yaps lines from the yugioh anime series, take a stapler and staple his mouth together. if he cries to his mommy, take all of his rare cards and rip em to shreds.(You can pay 2000 extra lifepoints to give your opponent  a wedgie and stuff the shredded cards up his rectum.)

 8.Who cut the cheese puff?!?!

12/-9999/-9999/

Each time you fart during the duel, shove a cheese puff in his mouth and another up his butt.

7.Beer Bar

{counter trap}

if your opponent plays a monster, smack him in the face and pour beer on his head.

6.Stank

continuous spell}

at each main phase flip a coin. if it lands on heads, fart in your opponents face.if it lands on tails, flip it again.

5. Michael Jackson

4/1900/900

A human with a strange power to blow up monsters' ears with a microphone

4. Ryou Bakura

2/900/900

A normal school boy with an unusual item.

3. Evil Bakura

3/1000/1000

This card can only be summoned by the effect of Millenium Ring. ask your opponent if he doesn't like scary movies. if he says no, tell him that you will give him $100 if he watches Hellraiser 30 times in a row.

2. Millenium Ring

{spell}

offer ryou bakura to summon evil bakura

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1. Gemini Elf #2

7/3000/1000

evil bakura+michael jackson

a married couple who will destroy anything in their path(with singing love songe )

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