Geeza's Top 5 ways to freak out
your opponent!!!!
Ok, everyone reading these lists
loves to duel and win, but occasionally you jus gotta have fun (even at the
expense of your opponents sanity), so here's some handy tips for y'all to try
out!
#5. Turn up to a duel dressed like Boy George, talk in a camp voice
and comment on the rather large 'pack' you got earlier with a 'special surprise'
in it!!!!!
#4. Whenever your opponent (from here on i'm gonna use the
term oppo- it's less for you guys to read) picks up cards, make ridiculous
noises.....you decide what noise that may be. Trust me this one works, I was
duellin a friend and was gettin wiped so I started this, I've never seen someone
so close to losing their marbles!
#3. Whenever you destroy an oppo's
monster, and they put it in the graveyard, start sobbing and comment on 'just
how brave the little trooper was.....'
#2. From start to finish of the
duel, grin furiously, and never break eye contact with your oppo. If they leave
to go to the restroom, follow for as long as possible......
#1. Whenever
your oppo destroys one of your cards, eat the card while commenting on how
useless it was.......Please note that I take no responsibility for anybody
destroying valuable cards through this method.....
If you feel the need
to blast me for having done something stupid because of the above list then
don't hesitate to mail me at diamondgeeza991@hotmail.com. Oh, and if you
actually like the list then you know, knock yourself out!