Top 10 Worst
Renames
Here's my list of the top 10 worst renames mde by Upper
Deck.
#10~Dark Gremlin (Des Feral Imp)-Okay, this card is
way too cool looking to be
called a "Feral Imp". What its name means is "Feral Imp of Death", but I
still like "Dark Gremlin" better. They even used the name "Dark
Gremlin" in the TV show!
#9~Thunder Bolt (Raigeki)-I know it still means "thunder
bolt", but we live in America, not Japan, so lets try to speak
English.
#8~Genocide King Demon (Terrorking Archfiend)- After
Genocide got to keep "Genocide" in its name, so why not this card?! I don't mind
Archfiend, but "Terrorking"?!
#7~Jackal Paladin (Mystical Knight of Jackal)-Dark
Paladin got to keep its name, and the "Knight" in Knight of White Dragon even
got changed to "Paladin".
Why not this guy?
#6~Unlucky Black Cat (Cat of Ill Omen) Its original name
was fine! They traded one superstitious phrase to another. Where's the point? I
can't find it!
#5~Arranging Spellbooks (Pigeonholding Books Of
Spell)-Pigeonholding?! Jeez, Upperdeck, when will you let good names
be?
#4~Demon Of Questionable Loyalty (Ultimate Obedient
Fiend)-"Questionable Loyalty" does not
mean "Ultimate Obedient"! It goes from being questionably loyal
to being a guard dog!
#3~Candle Of Fate (Pyro Clock of Destiny)-What is a
"Pyro Clock"?! "Candle of Fate" is one of my favorite names in Yu-Gi-Oh, and
it's changed! Nooooo!
#2~X.E.N.O. (Jowls of Dark Demise)-X.E.N.O. has been
renamed! "Jowls"?! It would have been better if it was "jaws", but "jowls"?!
Lord....
#1~Cyclone (Mystical Space Typhoon)-Doesn't get any
worse than the top. What was Upperdeck smoking when they made this name?! I'll
bet it goes for $1000 bucks an ounce...
Well, my list of the worst English renames. Name's James (heh heh...rhymes). You can reach me at Ambience136@yahoo.com. Later!