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10** Retarded Joke/Spell Card

Effect : Ask your opponent what happened to Jinzo #9 (Forget about the other Jinzos for a little). Then he/she shall ask "Why?". If he/she doesn't, harm them and tell them to. Afterwards, say "Because Jinzo #7 8(ate) 9!". If your opponent doesn't get it, give him/her a cookie and all Super Rare cards in your Side Deck. Turn on your television, go to channel 152, and start doing the worm on a nearby carpet. Now drink a glass of water for all of your hard efforts.

9*** Yata-Garasu's Nasty Forgotten Unseen Brother

Level 1 Monster / 8000 ATK / 1500 DEF / Effect / WIND / Winged-Beast

Effect : You can only put this card in your deck when you are facing a newbie, a mediocre duelist or a kid that is 9 years of age or younger. You can only play this card and must when it is the only card in your hand and you have no S/T Cards on your side of the field. Special summon this card to your opponent's Monster Zone. If it is full, destroy a monster on their side of the field before Special Summoning. On your opponents turn, they cannot destroy or remove this card from the field in any way. They are forced to attack you directly. When you are going home crying about your loss, take out this card and insult it meaninglessly, shouting "You stupid card, you made me lose the duel with your extremely long effect and your extremely long name!". It will then come out of the card, peck you and fly away.

8*** Dont be Mean! / Spell Card, Continuous

Effect: If you beat someone in a duel while this card is in play, totally insult your opponent by activating one of the following effects:

-Get a piece of paper and write down " 1 0wn5 j00 cuz j00 4r3 a p1mp cr00b13 " and hand it to your opponent. Be sure to explain it to them, though.

-Take a Skull Servant and give your opponent (a) very nasty papercut(s) until they cry.