Top ten things you'll never hear from Marik

 

10. (To Ishizu):  "You're right, Sis: the Pharaoh's power ain't mine, so I'll be good for now on!"

 

 9. "Greatest joy of my life? Being a tomb keeper!"

 

 8. "Odion, why don't we stop fighting the forces of good and go to the arcade?"

 

 7. "You caught me: I'm African, not Egyptian!"

 

 6. (To the Rare Hunters): "Anyone I catch cheating or stealing will be SO fired!"

 

 5. "No, Odion, we're not kidnapping anyone!  I wanna win fair and square!"

 

 4. (Shows up dressed as a wrestler) "Yo, Yug, forget the game and let's get ready to rumble!"

 

 3. (As Yami Marik): "I'm gonna seek professional help!" 

 

 2. (As Yami Marik, shows up wearing a pink tutu): "I'm tired of sending people to the Shadow Realm, so let's dance the Swan Lake!" (Starts ballet dancing! The guys: no comment, 'cause they're busy picking up their lower jaws!)

 

 1. (As Yami Marik, to Yugi): "Soul stealing is wrong, so instead, I'll just make the loser dance the Macarena, wearing pink spandex and a sign that says 'I'm stupid!' I'll even join you!" (Puts on a sign that reads 'I'm stupider!')

 

Chronos, King of Time

 

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