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Top 35 Things in Yugioh that would
Never Be Said
Hi I wanted to write this top
35OVERKILL!!!!) for fun (and making fun of the
show)
Note these are in no particular
order.
1. My slice of cardboard can't beat
your slice of cardboard, so I'll use it to give you a paper cut until you
bleed!
2. (Arkana)The energy blade thing
doesn't really send you to the shadow realm. It cuts your legs
off.
3. (Yugi/Kaiba)If I fall down a
twenty story building, won't I go splat, and not go to the Shadow
Realm?
4. (Yugi) Darn it! I messed up
stacking my deck..err....drawing the card I
need!
5. (Yugi again)
Darnit! I didn't draw the last piece of Exodia and his army of
monsters will kill me! (hand shot- Dark Hole, Yata, 4 exodia pieces, opponent 2
monsters)
6. (Kaiba) A sentence without the
words "Egyptian", "God", and "Card" in them
7. (Tea)[during duel] Aww, Yugi is
screwed.
8. (Yugi) I'm gonna save the world
with slices of cardboard?
9. (Joey) I'm not beating Marik's
sorry butt when he pointed his stick at me?
10. (One of Marik's victims) I want
a stick like that!
11.(duel announcer)and now to trim
down the number of duelists. Who would like to be shot
first?
12. (Yugi) Crappy Photoshop
graphics.
13. (Yugi) I use Big Shield Gardna.
His sheild is really a spade. He uses it to keep his tulips alive.
14. (Kaiba) Any year now, I'll get a
life.
15. (Yugi) Heart of the Cards! Guide
Me! I have pulled the MetroCard card, so now I will take a bus, get a shotgun,
and blast you!
16. (Marik) Party in the shadow
realm!
17. (Marik) Are pharaohs still in
power?
18. (Marik) Go Fish. (Yugi, after
playing DD Designator) Wrong game.
19. (Kaiba) Screw Yugioh, I'm gonna
play Pokemon!
20. (Pegasus) My golden eye... *guys
walk in* You are under copyright laws because GoldenEye is a Bond movie. Pay me
100000 bucks and you can say golden eye.
21. (Bandit Keith, after going down
the hole) WEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
22. (Weevil, after Caterpie walks
into his house) DAD!!!!!!
23. (Weevil after leaving
Me beating Yugi is only a
dream
24. (Pegasus) Your move Yugi-boy.
(Yami) I'm 5000 years old. I ain't no boy.
25. (Voice of Yugi cast)
Yugi---cough,cough
26. (Goon with antenna hairdo, cemo
or whatever his name is) I am picking up cable! Who wants to watch football?
(glasses flicker, screen appears) (goes to channel Yugioh is on) Yugi-hey, what
are we watching? (Screen) What are we
watching?
27. What is the word that means "the
act of making an individual dead" again?
28 (Shadi) Why haven't I gotten out
of this bath robe for 5000 years?
29 (Marik) Screw this pointy stick.
(pulls AK-47)
30.(Yugi) Marik's Millineum Rod is
nothing compared to my Magnum!
31. (Marik) pulls M-60 Now i will
kil... er SEND YOU TO THE SHADOW REALM!!!!!! BANG
BANG!!!
32. (Yugi) Kaiba, how do you always
keep your jacket stretched taut? Kaiba- It's a
dress.
33. (Yugi and Yami talking) Why
haven't I changed my hairdo or gotten a haircut in 5000
years?
34. (Yugi, falls in ocean after
Weevil throws his Exodia) Man, I spent $300 on this hairdo! (alternate) YAY! Now
I can summon Exodia Necross!
35. (the Big 5) We're
old.