Yo everyone! This is just an idea of what might happen if a couple of characters from the Simpsons became Yu-Gi-Oh! cards.......

1. Homer Simpson (Earth/Warrior/Effect/Lv.6- ATK/2900 DEF/2500)
Effect- If this monster attacks this turn, it cannot attack or change battle positions during your next turn(due to this monster's laziness).
2. Doughnut(Spell/Quick-Play)
Effect- Special Summon 1 'Homer Simpson' from your hand or deck to your side of the field. The Summoned 'Homer Simpson' may not attack during this turn(too busy eating the doughnut)
3. Duff Beer(Spell/Normal)
Effect- If you have one face-up 'Homer Simpson' on your side of the field, that monster may attack all monsters on your opponent's side of the field. That monster may not attack your opponent's life points if it attacked any monsters first (too drunk anyway).
4. Bart Simpson(Dark/Fiend/Normal/Lv.4- ATK/1800 DEF/1200)
Text- This small, spiky haired little monster is known to cause all kinds of mischeif.
5. Slingshot(Spell/Equip)
Effect- This card may only be equipped to 1 face-up 'Bart Simpson' on your side of the field. Once per turn, offer one monster on your side of the field as a tribute to inflict damage to opponent's life equal to half that monster's attack.
6. Skateboard(Spell/Normal)
Effect- During the turn this card is activated, all face-up cards named 'Bart Simpson' on your side of the field may attack your opponent's life point's directly.
7. Woohoo!(Trap/Normal)
Effect- Increase the ATK power of all face-up cards named 'Homer Simpson' on the field by 500 points during the turn this card is activated.
8. D'oh!(Trap/Normal)
Effect- Decrease the ATK power of all face-up cards named 'Homer Simpson' on the field by 500 points.
9. Why you little!(Spell/Normal)
Effect- Offer 1 'Bart Simpson' on your side of the field as a tribute to increase the ATK power of 1 face-up 'Homer Simpson' on your side of the field by 1000 points.
10. Eat my Shorts!(Spell/Continous)
Effect- As long as this card is face-up on the field, any time a card named 'Bart Simpson' on your side of the field is sent to the gravryard for any reason, bring it back to the field during your next standby phase in face-up ATK or DEF mode.



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