10-I Am the Eggman-Magic-When you activate this card, stand up and call yourself the Eggman and your opponent must respond with "I am the Walrus! Koo-koo-kachoo!" or he loses the duel.(Your opponent cannot read this card's effect until after he responds.)

9-The Thing From the Toilet-0/0 Fiend: When this card is normal summoned, special summoned or flip summoned, destroy all monsters on the field except for The Thing From the Toilet and shout "Whoo-hoo! Do NOT go in there!"

8-The Thirsty Pharoh-Magic-You stop the current duel and make your opponent buy you a drink, if he cannot, he loses the duel.

7-Heart Attack-Trap-If your opponent is fat and hopeless, you may activate this card. Scare your opponent until he gets sick of you and walks away or until he loses by default of heart complications.

6-Chicken Dance Masta!-Warrior 1500/1500-When your opponent attacks, stand up and do a round of the chicken dance to negate the one monster's damage.(Effect damage does not count) This can only be activated once per turn.

5-Mechanical Runner-800/1850 Machine-Text: Ever wonder what the Mechanical Chaser was chasing?

4-Bladed Beaver-Beast Warrior 1900/0-Text: Created by a Magic: The Gathering misinterpretation of the card Blatant Thievery, now it just wanders aimlessly without any cause.

3-Homer Simpson-3000/2600 level 8-Effect: Discard one card from your hand to eat(destroy) one monster on the field.

2-Kaiba Hate-Magic-Ask your opponent if he likes Seto Kaiba, if he says yes, smack him and steal his deck. This card's effect allows you to not be arrested if caught.

Drumroooooll! The best card that I've ever made up and would love to have made, and would love doubly to have activated..

1.Yata Slayer-Trap- This card can be activated only if your opponent is 12 or younger, search your opponent's deck for Yata-Garasu. If you find one, tear it up, throw it in the brat's face and make fun of him for the next 15 minutes, you win the match. Also, you may punch the kid's parents for spoiling him. You then hit may hit them up for 50 dollars, a ticket to a Dodger game and free vacation in Hawaii.

I happen to like the Dodgers, go ahead and replace it with whatever tickets you may want, from Metallica tickets to traffic citations, I don't care but yeah. Go ahead and hate me if you like, those are the cards I'd with they'd make, even for casual play it'd be fun. And you can't tell me you haven't run into a spoiled little brat who's got better cards than the ones you worked your butt off for. Email me for agreement or hate mail at Xunknownduelist@cs.com.