10. (Shows up, wearing a biker outfit (a la Matrix), a neon green mohawk, and high-heel black platform shoes) “Come on, you know that ‘Nubian Princess’ look didn’t work!”

 

 9. (to Marik): “Who needs God cards and magic thingies, when I have... this!” (shows him a photo album) “Your baby pictures!” (Imagine: Marik goes all ‘NOOOO!’, and gives up!)

 

 8. “This is, like, the 21^st century, y’all, who needs magic?”

 

 7. “Come on, Yug, you didn’t really believe all that ‘save the world for evil’ joke, huh?”

 

 6. (to Odion): “Get a backbone!”

 

 5. (to Joey): “Get a brain!”

 

 4. (to Tristan, Téa, and the groupies): “Get a life!”

 

 3. “Ok, Kaiba, you caught me: my necklace has no real power!”

 

  2. “What?  Marik wants to take over the world?  I should care why...?”

 

 1. (to Obelisk): “Give up now, or I’ll reveal your secret: you use steroids!”

 

Chronos, King of Time

 

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