Chronos' Yugioh Top Ten List: Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear From The God Monsters

 

Things You'll Never Hear >From The God Monsters

 

10. Obelisk: “Most embarrassing secret? I use steroids!”

 

 9. Ra: “My dad’s a puny bird who’s always seeing ‘pudy cats!’”

 

 8. Slifer: “Who’s my orthodontist?  I’ll never tell...”

 

 7. Obelisk: (to Kaiba): “No, I don’t wanna kill the bad guys; I wanna play dollies!”

 

 6. Ra: (to Marik) “No, I’m not a new species of pterodactyl!”

 

 5. Slifer: (to Yugi: when summoned, shows up wearing a bath hat, holding a back brush and a rubber ducky): “Busy!”

 

 4. Obelisk: (when summoned, shows up sucking his thumb and holding a teddy bear) “I look big and tough, but deep inside, I’m really sensitive!”

 

 3. Ra: “How did I get these choppers? I bribed my dentist!”

 

 2. Slifer: (to anyone): “Can I borrow a thousand bucks?  I need a lot of toothpaste!”  

 

 1. All three: “Bad boys, bad boys, what’cha gonna do, what’cha gonna do, when they come for you...”

 

Chronos, King of Time

 

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