Chronos' Yugioh Top Ten List: Top
Ten Things You'll Never Hear From The God
Monsters
Things You'll Never
Hear >From The God Monsters
10. Obelisk: “Most embarrassing secret? I use
steroids!”
9. Ra: “My dad’s a puny bird who’s always seeing
‘pudy cats!’”
8. Slifer: “Who’s my orthodontist? I’ll
never tell...”
7. Obelisk: (to Kaiba): “No, I don’t wanna kill
the bad guys; I wanna play dollies!”
6. Ra: (to Marik) “No, I’m not a new species of
pterodactyl!”
5. Slifer: (to Yugi: when summoned, shows up
wearing a bath hat, holding a back brush and a rubber ducky):
“Busy!”
4. Obelisk: (when summoned, shows up sucking his
thumb and holding a teddy bear) “I look big and tough, but deep inside, I’m
really sensitive!”
3. Ra: “How did I get these choppers? I bribed my
dentist!”
2. Slifer: (to anyone): “Can I borrow a thousand
bucks? I need a lot of toothpaste!”
1. All three: “Bad boys, bad boys, what’cha gonna
do, what’cha gonna do, when they come for you...”
Chronos, King of Time