10 more cards Breaker made up!

10. Bad Chinese Food(7-star 0/0)- force your opponent to eat bad chinese food until they throw up. You lose 1000 lp for every bite they take without throwing up. (so, you normally only have to pay 1000 lp.)

9. Skilled Chinese Magician-(4-star 1800/1800) It's the other skilled magicians, but this one is for Bad Chinese Food (I didn't feel like saying Skilled Magician's effects.)

8. Unskilled Magician-(1-star 0/0) You can only play this if your opponent has a job. If it's something which requires no skill (waiter,cashier,pizza delivery, etc.), then you win. (Don't hate me for that one)

7. I'm Stupid! (8-star 300/500) text: You put me in your deck? You're stupid! WHEEEEE!!!! (me too!)

6. I'm stupid-er (union monster 6-star 50/0)- equip this to I'm stupid and you're stupid! Yay! (Whee!)

5. I'm Stupidesterer (fusion 72-star 0/0) text- That's not even a word! Whee!! I'm having fun! (It's a word in my head!)

4. Marshmellows! (magic) Play this card, eat a marshmellow, be stupid! (I have 4 in my deck!)

3. Yo Momma! (trap) if your opponent plays Jinzo, flip this up. (I like marshmellows!)

2. Yo Momma Times Two! (trap) if your opponent plays Yo Momma, flip this up.

and finally

1. The hardest card to play in the world (fusion- all 5 pieces of Exodia, Final, Dark Paladin, Mirage Knight, and Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon) If you played this, you lose the duel! (Can you play that card at all?)