Breaker's top 10 most ridiculous cards!

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10. Perfectly Ultimate Great Moth- How is a bug perfectly ultimate. Is "perfectly" even a word? It's a moth it's not super-dee-duperly perfectly new-fangeledly ultimately.

9. Turtle Tiger- How do you cross a turtle and a tiger? Who would even think of making a turtle a tiger? Or is it tiger becoming a turtle? How do you get a mammal and a reptile to mate, anyway. Would it come out of an egg? There are just too many questions to this card.

8. Amazoness- Why "amazoness"? Doesn't "amazon" refer to the same thing. If there's amozoness, does that mean amazons are men? Then what about amazon archer. I blame mistranslation.

7. Slot Machine- How does a dinosuar play slots? Why does a slot machine attack people? What does it do, drown the opponent in quarters? What time period do these cards take place anyway?

6. Skilled White Magician- Buster Blader isn't a white magician. Shouldn't the card be "skilled buster blader"? Does that mean they're saying Dark Magician is unskilled. 2 tributes for the same attack as Summoned Skull is kind of unskilled if you ask me. You didn't.

5. Harpie's Brother- How many things are related to Harpie Lady? There're Sisters, Brothers, Pet Dragons, and Cyber Harpies. What are they anyway? Harpie's Brother and Harpie Lady don't look alike at all. They don't even have the same skin color! Why a pet dragon? Shouldn't it be a bird or something?

4. Dark Magician Girl- the female form of something popular. Supergirl, Spidergirl, Batwoman, Hawkgirl; it just sounds corny. What is her relation to dark magician? Sister? Girlfriend? Daughter? I guess Konami wanted Dark Magician to be popular again. Did they forget about Dark Paladin? Is there a Skilled Dark Magician Girl?

3. Turtle Bird- What's with Konami and turtles? Do they want to make TMNT cameos? How is a turtle a bird? How is a bird a turtle? How are all these wierd animals made? Does Pegasus know DNAmy?

2. Exodia- How is he alive? He's had all his limbs torn off, and he has no body! The peices are head, 2 legs, and 2 arms. The body just appears when it's summoned. Also, why is a stone thing with a huge beard the most powerful thing? Also, on the show, he's weaker than Obelisk. How is anything weaker than all 5 pieces? You instantly win! There's no better than instantly winning, the only comparable card is V-Dragon, but that's not in English yet.

1. Duel "Monsters"- Why Monsters? I hardly consider a turtle a monster, now matter what it also is. What about the Dark Magicians? They're just people with staffs. Hardly any of these cards are furocious in any way. Maybe that's why they're YGO! Cards.

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Here's a thought (which I will do every post from now on): I saw a Duel Masters thing on top 10. Who is that stupid? How could you possibly mix up YGO and Duel Masters? Also, how come the people that check the posts don't notice this. This isn't a once, this happened 5 times. Maybe they got the wrong E-Mail address. Understandable. Being a moderater on a YGO thing and letting people talk about Duel Masters. Huh? This is either a glitch or, well, I hope it's a glitch.

See you later.

Yeah, I know I'll post one tomorrow.