Captain Obvious' Top 10 Funniest
Cards
Okay, all these cards aren't exactly
the BEST in the game, but you have to admit...Just the mention of someone
playing these cards will put a grin on your face or even perhaps a light
chuckle, either at the card's name or the player's stupidity..Keep in mind
there's really no order to this list other than #1.
10-Convulsion of
Nature- Not necessarily the name..but just in theory the card sounds funny and
I've actually managed to build a deck off this and mess with my opponents'
heads. I actually came in 5th out of 20 with it..::Cough cough::
9-The
Thing from the Crater- Probably one of the most unruly names in the game..It
inspired my 'Thing from the Toilet' card in my other list.
8-Sonic Duck-
I think its name speaks for itself. >_>;
7-Compulsory Evacuation
Device- Just call it Eject! Ah well..this card's actually somewhat useful in the
right deck. Hey, it beats Hane-hane.
6-Mad Dog of Darkness-
Okay..this thing just looks like a demented poodle and its flavor text does
absolutely nothing for it. A dog that was corrupted by darkness? Is it possible?
Guess I'll go test my friend's dog out..
5-Pot of Greed- This card has
the worst inuendo for it EVER. Honestly, how many tournaments have you been to
where it's been referred to as the "Pot of Weed"!? I almost hung myself at a
mall tournament because of it!
4-People Running About- Okay, just imagine
this one being played in the Anime.
Yugi-I play the People Running About and
end my turn!
Joey-I play Raigeki-wha?! They're moving too much! Raigeki
missed!
Ahem..and so you know..I do waste my day thinking these things up.
Now you know why I don't do stand-up =D
3-Scapegoat- The reason for this
one is just the fact that if you manage to keep this thing alive long enough to
kill your opponent with by equipping is just a funny idea. Most people know
about it, I just felt like mentioning how funny it really is to "Kill you with
the pink goat"
2-The Dark Door- Ahem..another horrible inuendo on this
one..I'm not so sure it's a good idea to actually mention this one..I just hear
alot of people calling 'The Back Door' in the wrong mind, which most duelists
are for some odd reason..This comes off EXREMELY bad..I made the mistake of
shouting it when I was hyped up on Mountain Dew Code Red and almost was thrown
out of a tournament for being vulgar...So the moral of the story is...NEVER EVER
drink Code Red and go to a YuGiOh Tournament.
1-And finally..the funniest
card I think..its...
Ohama Delta Hurricaine!!- The name says it..It's
hard to pull off, but hilarious to say.
It just seems so...retarded. "I play
the...OHAMA DELTA HURRICAINE! NOW WHAT!?" If you actually do manage to make a
deck with this card and pull it off, believe me: You'll give your opponent
nightmares about those three Ohama's for weeks on end.