Edzel's Yu-Gi-Oh Top 10 Most Good
Looking Cards
10. Succubus Knight: WOAH its great looking. Plus 6
arms, how can you say no to that? She can do the taxes, wash the dishes, dry the
clothes, polish the windows, mop the floor and dust the house, ALL AT THE SAME
TIME!!!
9. Hyosube: Does it get any better than this? Barely.
Wow I like the dog like tongue. I guess it's how all the kids are wearing their
tongues this days. Hyosube really knows how to just go with the
flow.
8.
7. Life Absorbing Machine: I love the looks on that
thing on the old guy's back. Multiple legs, it's probably a good sprinter. It't
probably crush anyone at 100 meter dash. And it keeps its brain in a jar. Now
thats fashionable.
6. Des Lacooda: I just love those bandages, though I
think he may have stole the idea off of Nelly. And he's such a good looking
undead camel that he's literally smokin'! If you don't believe me look at that
thick smoke coming out of his mouth.
5. Fake Trap: Ooooh, thats one fine lookin' monkey. No
seriously. Look at it. And know why he's holding uip the false sign? No not
because it's called fake trap stupid, it's cause someone asked if he
wasn't the most fine lookin' purple monkey
ever.
4. Armored Zombie: Wowee! I just love the green decaying
flesh on this thing. And the armor just makes it look so...mysterious. Nice
teeth too, I think he uses Colgate. Bit of an overbite though, so he only made
4th.
3.Nemuriko: WHOA! This thing is just like...amazingly
good lookin'. If this thing was real I would date it. No scratch that I would
marry it.
2. Serpentine Princess: Very nice over exaggerated neck
muscles on this one. And I just love the absolutely HUGE back of head this thing
has. When the back of the head gets too big it just gets way too oogly. Somebody
in my class could outmatch this thing in a back-of-head contest any
day.
1. Right Leg of the Forbidden One: Prow! This is one
great leg, man. I mean it's obvious this leg has been working out. Running laps,
the works. I mean this thing is just screaming out hot! Well it would be if it
had a mouth, but thats part of the drawbacks of just being a leg, ya
know?
Don't agree with me on these? I find it hard to
believe that you wouldn't agree with me, but if you're absolutely sure, you
can get me at operationcow@hotmail.com
Edzel