Zach's Yu-GiOh Top 10 Made-Up Cards

Zach's Yu-GiOh Top 10 Made-Up Cards

10.Deadly French Kiss

Trap Card

You can only activate this card if both you and your opponent are both a boy and a girl.French
kiss your opponent until he/she forfeits the duel to get away from you.If they don't forfeit,you lose 3000 lifepoints.

9.Barnie Destructor

Effect Monster Card

6  2350/1900

Pretend your opponent is Barnie. Punch him for each time you have seen Barnie when you were a
toddler.If your opponent starts bleeding, you win the duel.

8. The Shed Infested With Rats

Continuous Spell Card

Effect Monster Card

You can only activate this card if your opponent is a woman. At each of your End Phases,
throw a rat at her until she screams and forfeits the duel.

7.Dirty Toilet

Quick-Play Spell Card

Special Summon one "Brown Torpedo" from your deck to the field.The deck is then shuffled.

6.Clean Toilet

Quick-Play Spell Card

Special Summon one "White Torpedo" from your deck to the field.The deck is then shuffled.

5.Viva La Mexico!

Effect Monster Card

4  1300/1600

You can only activate this card's effect if you have "Fiesta Sombrero" face-up on your side of the field.
Do an annoying mexican dance for ten minutes to inflict 8000 points of of direct damage to both players.

4.Brown Torpedo

Effect Monster Card

8  3000/2000

This card can only be summoned by the effect of "Dirty Toilet".If your opponent is 3 years younger than you,
give your opponent a killer wedgie and then yell,"Let's Fiesta,Mexican American Diaper Boy!"

3.White Torpedo