UsTeales@aol's Top Ten Cards that are not real.

10. Grin Maju Da Eiza- ?/? Start grinning like a stupidhead until your opponent finally decides that you are crazy and forfeits the duel.

9. Haha Vailo- 1550/1400 This guy is the evil twin bro to Dark Ruler Hah-Hah, with the same effect.

8. Grin Maju Da Eiz-hah- Fusion Haha Vailo+Grin Maju Da Eiza 2000/1800 Every time you attack with this card, laugh and grin like crazy.

7. Hyper Jar- Start jumping around like crazy and trample all of your opponent's cards. Deal 500 damage to his/her LP for each card you step on and every card under those.

6. Dark Drooler Hayteeth- Stick hay in your teeth and drool for the rest of the match, if it lasts for very long.

5. I.M. Stue-pidd- Pay 50 billion LP to deal 10 LP damage to your opponent.

4. Marauding Capture- If your opponent plays Marauding Captain, steal all of his/her cards.

3. Dark Gon' Fishin' Girl- Spray tartar sauce all over your opponent's cards, then say "Gon' Fishin!" and leave the vicinity.

2. Morphine Jar- If your opponent does drugs, steal his/her cards.

1. I Winn the Mystical Cheater of the Lamp- You win. Your opponent loses. He/she gives up Yu-Gi-Oh 4evr. 'Nuff said.

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