A YuGiOh Documentary: The
New to The Seasoned by Bo, a Real Duelist
Greetings fellow duelist, and thank you for
spending time to read my article. I have gotten a lot of feedback on my last
article, and as I have promised, I am writing another one. This article will be
about the progression from newbie/noobie through the ranks, and onto the
enlightened duelist. I too (get this), was once a newbie, but I was never a
noobie. This article will set the record straight for the difference between the
fun loving newbie, and the angry, ignorant noobie. First of all, both
classification are indeed new to this game. A newbie is a child (can be an
adult) who is new to a game and wants to learn and get better through normal,
good means. They are usually kind and want to learn combos and do lots of
trading whenever possible. I love these little guys and know the game would fall
apart without them.
The other beginning classification is a noobie. A
noobie is like a newbie in many ways, but noobies are cocky. They want every
card and don't care what it takes to get them. When they are proven wrong, they
will argue there side to no end. Most noobies are rich and get what they want,
but poor people like me, must actually work for our cards, or get extremely
lucky. A good way to get cards is to bet a card (at least a rare) on a duel and
winner gets both cards. I STRESS, ONLY DO THIS IF YOU ARE TOTALLY CONFIDENT YOU
CAN WIN. I know this is illegal for kids to do, since it is gambling, but it is
a good way to get new cards (watch out for veterans). Anyway, back to the
noobie. If you find out that you will go to dangerous extremes to win (cheating,
stealing, killing) then you need to change your ways.
After you've
grown out of the newbie/noobie shell you will move onto rookie. At this point
you have a half-decent deck and have won a few duels. Rookies are like a
firecracker shaped object with a wick, you can't expect what will happen with
them. Rookies can be good or evil, depending on what class they were previously.
Some rookies have extensive knowledge of card effect, and that's essentially
what you have to look out for when you face them.
After the rookie matures,
they are an average duelist. Most duelists in the world are average duelists. An
average duelist has been in many duels, and may have won a tourney or two. This
is the quickest phase and after this is a slow progression. Average duelists
play well, but make at least one mistake per duel.
After burning
through the average rank, you will be a seasoned duelist. A seasoned duelist has
won quite a few tourneys, and they win more duels than they lose. Seasoned
duelists are good at deck building, but make simple mistakes while they duel. I
also stress that no one is perfect. And no one is the best, not even the World's
Champion. I was recently a seasoned duelist.
After you somehow get
better than a seasoned duelist you are either a rare hunter (Eric) or you are a
veteran. Rare Hunters are essentially really good noobies. Rare Hunters (it's
just a class name) have a lot of really good cards and know how to use them. And
just because a person is really good, and has a lot of good cards, that does not
make them a rare hunter.
The other side is veteran.
A veteran is like a good rare hunter. They have good cards, they are very
serious about the game, and are very good too. Do not take on a veteran unless
you are a champion, enlightened duelist, or have a plan. Watching a rare hunter
take on a veteran has to be one of the greatest YuGiOh spectacles of all. If you
keep at it, you too can be a veteran.
If you have the brain, if
you have the heart, and if you have the skill, you can be a champion. Champions
are the second best and win just about every tourney they're in, unless they get
very unlucky. Champions build they're own decks, test them constantly, take
notes, and make the necessary changes. Champions make every move count, and have
a very good deck. I have never seen a champion in real life, but know a few. And
I know no poor champion, it kinda gives you a feel on what this game is
about.
If you don't need to be champion, then you are an enlightened
duelist, like me. You completely understand this game, and play for the shear
fun of it (and maybe as a career). We love this game, and understand nearly
everything about it. We don't need the rarest cards, and we can start being
enlightened anytime after the rookie class. I put this class above champion,
because I feel if you are enlightened, you are better than the second
best.
Thanks for your time and good luck in all your duels. It has been
a lot of fun writing these articles for you guys. Here's a little tidbit that
you probably won't care about, if George Bush gets elected again, I am seriously
going to move to Canada when I turn 18, which will be in 2 and a half years. Go
ahead and hate me because I'm gonna be Canadian.
Did you love my article? Did
I leave out a class? Did you just plain hate it? Write me an E-mail telling me
what you think of my class list, because I want to hear from each and every one
of you.
E-mail: RDuelistBo@aol.com