One Final
Rant--Mich
You know, it's funny. Ever since the
first rant I wrote about a month ago, all I have heard in response are two
typical types of e-mail. Those who completely disagreed with what I said,
and those who told me to drop dead. Granted, a few noble duelists who know
what Yu-Gi-Oh is all about agreed with me, and I thank them. So as a
tribute to the people who agreed with me, and as a middle finger to all of those
who didn't, here is my final rant about things I hate in
Yu-Gi-Oh.
-Why do people who play Yu-Gi-Oh refer to
themselves as duelists. You are not competing in a life or death duel with
a crazed maniac who wants to control the world.
-Why were duel
disks created. They are the stupidest thing to happen to Yu-Gi-Oh since
Dungeon Dice Monsters.
-Why do the God cards have no text. We
know they cannot be used in tournaments, but now they don't even look
real.
-Why does Pojo try to help fix people's decks by telling them
to add cards that they probably can't afford. Why tell a kid who plays no
ultra or secret rares in his deck because he can't afford them to add a Vampire
Lord, Jinzo, and an Imperial Order to improve his deck
-Why are the
Gameboy promos so good, and more importantly, why do they sell for so
much. A Metalmorph is not worth $30 bucks. You can buy the game and
all three promos for that much.
-Five syllables, The
Falsebound Kingdom. The worst game in the history of games.
Period.
-Three more syllables, Mokuba. The most annoying
character in the history of annoying characters. He doesn't even duel.
AHHHH, I'm going crazy.
-People who complain about deck
types. I complain about alot of things , but never about specific deck
types I think shouldn't be played.
-People who say ranting
and complaining is tearing Yu-Gi-Oh apart. God I hate people like
that.
-Most people is general, except for Pojo's Pook. His
articles are fun to read, and he is really cool guy who returned my
e-mails. I still want that autograph by the way.
-The
subtitle "Enter the Shadow Realm" that is placed below the Yu-Gi-Oh trademark in
the show's opening title.
Thanks you for
reading 'til the end. I tried to complain about stuff that most people
could agree with and please remember to send me comments on this. That is
the whole reason why I write these. If you send a comment, I will
respond. So e-mail me at NCFan421@aol.com And please remember
that I wrote this rant in a tribute to those who did respond and agreed with
me. And once again, for those who didn't, maybe you will
now.