By: L337d00d007
Vermin_Clown_Deck
Billy’s_Card_Shop_Madness
Toronto-2002-12-03
Hi everybody. This is l337d00d007 and is giving you my first tourney report with my new deck!
Monsters (25):
1x Fusionist
3x skull servants (can mean trouble in large numbers)
3x frenzied pandas (look at the size of that bamboo sitck!)
1x Giant Rat.(look at those teeth)
2x Three Headed Geedo( nothing can stop this.)
1x Bubonic Vermin (SECRET RARE!)
3x Dragoness The Wicked Knight (heart of my deck. The most powerful fusion)
2x hoshiningens (you better believe in the heart of the cards since this thing KILLS)
1x thousand eyes idol (can’t beat this card with megamorph)
2x fire krakens(Essential in burners. Don’t mind the pun)
3x Mystic Clown (Monster Removal. Nothing can stop the attack of this powerful creature)
2x Basic Insects (If you don’t have insect removers, you’re toast! I HAVE LASER CANNON ARMOR HAHAH!!!!)
1x The All-Seeing White (to show that ppl are racist)
Magic(15):
3x Red Medicines(ABSOLUTE STAPLE)
3x Laser Cannon Armor (for my powerful basic insects)
3x Raise Body Heat(for my burner!)
1x Cold Wave (gets rid of other burner decks)
1x Monster Recovery (no monster removal deck can beat me with this)
1x Umi (this will totally kill your fire type monsters that have 150 hp)
3xTailor of The Fickle(I will equip my megamorphs on your gearfrieds….MUAHHA)
Traps(12):
1x Rain Of Mercy( WHAT? I show pity to you)
3x Eatgaboons (looks tuff)
2x castle walls (protects my mystic clowns)
3x World Suppressions (no one changes my field)
3x Infinite Dismissals (what? They are infinite rite?)
Total: 57
First Round: Me vs. Charles (BEATDOWN)
I literally had the match on my hands. I went first and drew 2 frenzied pandas, 1 bubonic vermin, 2 world suppressions, 1 red medicine and 1 hoshiningen. I Put my 2 WS’s Face Down and put my frenzied panda face down in atk mode. Charles complained but I explained to him that its allowed on forbidden memories so he bought it. He laid down a card in face down and one M/T card. It was my turn. I believed in the heart of the cards and it actually worked! I DREW MY MYSTIC CLOWN! I summoned it in atk mode but he used trap hole. That wasn’t fair since I said nothing could stop the powerful atk of this monster. He started laughing at me and called the judge and fortunately, the judge was nice and let me stay and actually let me go on ahead! He wanted to see how itt turned out. My mystic clown was invincible. It was his turn and he used raigeki. That only destroyed my frenzied panda but my mystic clown refused to die. Charles got more annoyed and I attacked his face down card and it happened to be a cyber jar. I still refused my clown to be destroyed and the judge finally kicked me off the tournament for being a loser and not following the TCG rules.
Result: Disqualification by me. Winner: Charles
I cursed at him and strutted to the convenience store like my idol, gate guardian and mokuba and started chanting the dueling music. I love it. I bought a metal raiders booster pack hoping to get another frenzied panda but I ended up getting an even better card. THE UNHAPPY MAIDEN! Oh boy…well….i went back to the tournie and faced some lil tikes. Since I was an expert, I decided to whoop one of them. His name was Joey.
Me vs. Joey (Dark magician Deck)
This guy was tough for a kid. He had a rogue doll on the field and started raping me with an unknown warrior of fiend. I kept drawing cards but I merely got fire krakens and they only work against anti burners. I hoped for a mystic clown for it could decide the winner of the match. The kid sacrificed his two monsters and put Dark Magician on the field. Good thing I had my two castle walls to protect my Three Headed Geedo. (Yes, I told him that the defense and attack could be tripled due to his heads. So, I drew a thousand eyes idol and said the same thing and used tailor of the fickle to use his megamorph on his ancient elf and use it on my thousand eyes idol. I told him that double 0 is 5 so 5x1000 is 5000! I brought out mystic clown and attached giant rat onto him to make him a giant clown with an atk of a whopping 1700! WHOA! That’s amazing for a lvl 6! Beat that, neo the magic swordsman! I owned him and he went off crying to his mommy that I was cheating. I ran but I managed to take his petit moth. SWEET! Now I can add it to my side deck and use it when I need a beatdown.
Result: Winner: Me (By default and my skillz)
Here are the props and slops:
Props:
To my Mystic Clown who is still undefeated
To my Cousin, Harry for getting me a yugi and kaiba starter deck for my b-day which I traded both for 3 magic ruler boosters and got……3 liquid beasts! YES! The rest was crap….i traded the BETD and giant trunade that I got for 2 bite shoes and 3 psychic kappas
To Charles, for following my ways of playing and putting a monster face down in atk mode and got kicked out in the semi-finals
Slops:
For everyone not believing in my greatest deck ever and underestimating the power of my world suppressions. I still need to get my hands on a type zero magic crusher so I can deal a LOT of dmg to their 2000 life points
Well…..that’s it for my tourney report and remember, the paradox twins are amazing and I can’t wait til their debut album, heart of the cards-mysteries of the labyrinth wall. I got a preview of their music video where they OWN everyone except for mokuba. I love when they talk and it gets me so excited when they make a corny rhyme. Get the soundtrack NOW and don’t hesitate to pre-order the modified mokuba and grandpa soloman structure deck that includes great monsters such as left ear and right cheek of exodia. I hope you enjoyed my deck and regret ever doubting the powers of the basic insect.
By: Micheal Lam
Contact me at blackmageomega@hotmail.com. I use MSN if you ever want to chat or add modifications to my deck.