Toon deck
    Tomkat(Thomas Morgan)
          Toys R' Us
       Marion, Illinois
        April 5, 2003
     entry fee-FREE!!
   32 people
 This is my first report so sorry if it's a bit sloppy.
 This was my first actual tournament. I did some trading before and
 after the tournament so it's probably not accurate.So, without
 further ado, here's my deck.
 Toon deck:(48)
 Ritual Monsters(1)
 1x relinquished
 Monsters: (5)
 2x giant soldier of stone
 1x summoned skull
 1x Cosmo Queen
 1x aqua madoor
  effect monsters (18)
 3x Blue Eyes toon dragon
 3x toon summoned skull
 3x toon mermaid
 1x wall of illusion
 1x hane-hane
 1x cyber jar
 1x Man eater bug
 1x goblin attack force
 1x witch of the black forest
 1x sonic bird
 1x kiseitai
 1x magician of faith
 Traps: (7)
 1x spellbinding circle
 2x solemn wishes
 1x 7 tools of the bandit
 1x magic jammer
 1x skull lair
 1x enchanted javelin 
 Magic: (17)
 1x black illusion ritual
 3x Toon World(i really like toons)
 2x dian keto the cure master
 1x soul exchange
 1x sword of deep-seated
 1x malevolent nuzzler
 1x change of heart
 1x monster reborn
 2x graceful charity
 2x mystical space typhoon 
 1x scapegoat
 1x black pendant
  
         Match 1 "Tomkat" vs. Joey
 This kid was pretty good, but not good enough for my toons. He ran a beatdown.
 I activated toon world and sacrificed jirai gumo to bring out toon summoned skull on my first
 turn and it was all uphill from there. He had several failed attempts to bring out relinquished
 but i magic jammed and fissured it every time. I pretty much just attacked with toons until he
 gave up.
  1-0-0 
 I did some trading after this match. I also got a LON booster and got royal command in
 it. I traded that for another ultra rare toon summoned skull. I traded my cosmo queen for
 prohibition, bazoo, gravity bind, scroll of bewitchment, and nobleman of crossout and as
 soon as I handed it to him, he gave it to his little sister. That was the nicest thing I saw
 the whole time I was there. I figured that deserved a lot of respect, so I went with him
 wherever he went for the rest of the time.His name was Chris I think. I was there for all of
 his matches.

  Match 2 Me vs. Jeff
 Defensive decks are his sopecialty. I don't really remember much from this match. Jeff was the most annoying kid I played
 all day. He, too, had tried to bring relinquished out. I used fissure to destroy the summoned
 skull he took and used aqua madoor for a pretty good chunk of LP. He used monster reborn on it
 though and I activated spellbinding circle. He said you couldnt activate a trap when he was
 summoned unless the trap was quick-play. That's what drove me into about throwing something at
 him. I decided to let it slide then activate it on my turn. He took my aqua madoor and attacked
 directly. I attempted to activate SC on my turn, but he said that because it was a special
 summon, it couldnt be affected by magic or traps of any sort. I got friggin mad then. I was
 going to go easy on him because he was younger, but I brought out toons and started destroying
 him life point by life point. I attacked the aqua madoor he had equipped to his relinquished
 with bazoo and attacked it with summoned skull. I won.
  2-0-0
 I did a lot of trades in between matches here. I traded my ultra rare summoned skull
 for axe of despair and prohibition. I watched a match between this kid who had evey card from
 skull servant to the god cards. I read that they're not authorized for tournament play yet, but
 he used obelisk anyway. He was also just making up effects as he went along like, when Obelisk
 is summoned, It destroys all the monsters on the field and does 8000 direct LP damage.I told
 him off with his grandpa right behind him. I dont care. He was taking advantage of stealing
 cards from younger kids. Everyone he played he made them agree to a submission rule.(whomever
 wins gets to take a card from the loser) He never played anyone older than him. Until now that
 is.
  Match 3 My toons vs. Jacob(god card deck)
  He used a god beatdown.  This match was a lot easier than I thought it would be. Thankfully I got matched up with
 him. Just like I planned, he pulled out obelisk pretty quick. Thankfully, I had kiseitai in my
 hand as well as MEB. Like a moron, he attacks my kiseitai. 2000 LP for me every turn. HA HA HA
 I play defensively for like 4 turns. Thankfully, he didn't have any LV. 4 mosters in his hand.
 I decide to play MEB face down. I had like 27,000 LP by then. He attacks it like a doofus.
 Obelisk is gone. I chose not to bring out toons this match. I decide to humiliate him with
 really weak monsters.(Hane-hane,MoF) I really wished I couldve brought out relinquished in this
 match. I was slowly picking off LP. I decided not to take any cards from him. Just the fact that
 I beat him was good enough for me. I only had one more match to go.
  3-0-0
 Chris lost unfortunately. Oh well, he will be back next week. His sister was pretty good
 as well. She only had one flaw- 3 cosmo queens. I got another booster of magic ruler. My rare
 was Hiro's shadow scout. I did some side decking to prepare for the final round. I tried to get
 everyone to trade me a buster blader, but nobody would. The kid in the final round was supposed
 to be the best ever. I chose not to believe that. Thankfully I got the destiny board piece Chris
 needed out of a booster(what are the odds?) and I give him it.
  

  Final round Tomkat vs. Jack(what's with all the names starting with "J"¿?)
  This was a good beatdown. This was tougher than most others. I started by activating toon world and tributing a
 toon mermaid and jirai gumo for toon blue eyes. I had an awesome hand. He plays a card in
 defense and no cards f/d. I play an axe on toon blue eyes. I then play wall and tribute it for
 toon skull. I attack for a whopping 4000. I then play a magic jammer face down. He scarifices
 for a jinzo. that screwed me.(or so i thought)he plays mystical space typhoon to destroy toon
 world. He attacks directly for 2400. I draw yet another toon world. I activate it and summon
 another toon skull by sacrificing toon mermaid. I give him a malevolent nuzzler. He summons
 beaver warrior(in attack mode?!) and equips him with a horn of unicorn and sword of deepseated
 I draw and play graceful charity. I then play prohibition. I prohibit last warrior from another
 planet. He plays with his fusion deck face up. When I was shuffling, I saw the cards needed to
 bring him out. He says "How the heck did you know I use that card." I simply tell him that a lot
 of people use it. I attack directly for 3200. He gives up.
  The final match was the only one with the best out of 3. I side decked to prepare.
  Final round: round 2
  It was just plain screwy this round. On his first turn, he plays destiny board(?) and a
 monster in defense. Thankfully I draw confiscation. He had every piece in his hand(?!). I get
 rid of "I". I play a giant soldier in def. mode. Magic jammer face down. He plays spirit message
 I (okay now its just getting old) and the masked beast ritual.(oh crap!) I jam it. It kept going
 back and forth until I couldnt get rid of destiny board so he won.
 I came stocked with mystical space typhoons and remove traps.
   Final round: round 3
  I started off with an unbeatable hand. 2x toon world, 2x toon mermaid, 2x toon skull.
 I activate both toon worlds and tribute both toon mermaids for toon skulls and end my turn.
 He plays destiny board yet again. Plays a monster in defense. I draw and get mystical space
 typhoon. I decide to let him get several pieces in play so I can knock them all out at once.
 I attack for 5000 direct damage. He then plays heavy storm(?¿?¿?) for some reason. I then found
 out about the blue-eyes that was in his hand. He attacks for 3000. That dropped me down to 2000.
 I draw... CHANGE OF HEART!!! I then play it and attack his LP directly for the win.
  5-0-1
 After the match, there was a lot of free time to free duel. I played several people but
 none of them were above rookie. Now time for my favorite part-props and slops.

 Props to:
 
 -getting an ultra rare toon skull.

 -getting nobleman of crossout

 -Toon World

 -Toon Summoned Skull

 -Toon Mermaid

 -Blue-Eyes Toon Dragon

 -Jack for making it so far and getting second even though I dont know him,I just played him.

 -Chris for being so cool to his little sister.

 -My Dad for taking me
  
  Slops to:
 
 -Stupid officials knowing nothing about the game.
 
 -The officials for not knowing you can't use god cards in play

 -Jacob for having every card

 -Jacob for using the god cards

 -Jacob for cheating younger kids out of their cards

 -Nick for being too scared to go

 -Officials not giving prizes until next week

 -Alan for saying he would go but slept in

 -Jeff for not knowing the rules.

 -Kevan for getting blown up by a gas can that exploded in his face

 -destiny board

  Any questions, concerns, or comments E-mail Thomas Morgan at
  super_s0n1c_th3_h3dg3h0g@yahoo.com