Beatdown (Triumphant Return of the 
Goblins!)
Rus Barron
Collectors 
Cache
Around 40 people 
participating
Wow, this week sure went 
fast...well, time for another report. This week, I got cheated out of a win in 
the third round..and that person won the tournament (grrr)! So, anyways, I got 
to the store and made some trades. Here are the cards I 
got/traded:
Got:
2x Goblin Attack Force 
(Yay)
Rare Witch of the 
Holo Mystical Space 
Typhoon
2x Sasuke Samurai 
Scapegoat (not 
using)
Holo Seven Tools of the 
Bandit
Holo Magic Jammer 
Holo Change of 
Heart
Holo Dark Hole
Ring of 
Destruction
Mage Power
Traded Away:
Axe of Despair
Sasuke Samarui
2x Kycoo the Ghost 
Destroyer
Junk out of my deck...and money 
too..lol
Mystical Knight of 
Jackal
Reinforcements of the 
Army
Good trading day for me....here is 
my deck going into the first round:
Level 4 and Under (15)
2x Goblin Attack 
Force
2x Spear Dragon
2x Bazoo the Soul Eater
1x Sasuke Samarui
1x 
Magician of Faith 
1x Witch of the Black Forest 
1x Penguin Soldier 
1x 
Sinister Serpent
1x Kuriboh
1x Cyber Jar
1x Exiled Force
1x 
Injection Fairy Lily
Level 5 and Over (3) 
1x Summoned Skull 
1x Jinzo 
1x Dark Ruler Ha Des
Magic Cards (14) 
1x Mage 
Power
1x Graceful Charity 
1x Change of Heart 
1x Pot of Greed 
1x 
United We Stand 
1x Raigeki 
1x Monster Reborn 
1x Snatch Steal 
1x 
Harpie's Feather Duster 
1x Dark Hole
1x Mystical Space Typhoon
1x 
Premature Burial
1x Noblemen of Crossout
1x Tribute to the 
Doomed
Traps (8) 
1x Magic Jammer 
1x 7 Tools of the Bandit 
1x Magic Cylinder 
1x Imperial Order 
1x Mirror Force 
1x 
Waboku
1x Call of the Haunted
1x Torrential Tribute
I had a 
practice duel with some cool dude who comes to the store alot. He was playing an 
exodia deck. The first duel I was doing good until he did some combo with this 
new PGD card that makes me put my hand back in my deck and shuffle then draw the 
amount I put back, then he flipped to appropriates..getting the 5 pieces in the 
process. In the next duel, second turn, he did it again.Except this time, I put 
back 7 cards, instead of two. He drew a whopping 28 cards, including the five 
pieces. Damn. Right, tournament time. First round I played some kid, Shaun,  who was ok.
Rus vs. Shaun- Duel One
Right, ok..he had holos, but only ones like Dark Hole, MEB and Celtic Guardian. Duel one, I was pounding him the whole way. I was removing his m/ts, and destroying his mons..yeah. The only damage I took was using my Injection Fairy Lily.
Duel One- Results
Me- 8000-6000
Shaun- 8000-9000-6500-8950-7850-5350-4250-3150-0
He kept saying he knew he was gonna lose...must of been a Fortune Teller or something, lol.
Rus vs. Shaun- Duel Two
Easier then the first, and because of that, I can't remember much, except in the end I had a 5 monster Field, with Ha Des, Jinzo, GAF, Spear Dragon, and his Celtic Guardian.
Duel Two- Results-
Me- 8000-7600
Shaun- 8000-5600-3300-0
Right, I was happy to win. I did some practice duels, hit my idiot friend because he’s an idiot…and yeah. Round 2 started quickly, because the duels were finished fast. My friend Brandon lost because that’s what he does. Well, I had to duel T.J, a guy I annoyed the hell out of last week. He was good, so I was worried.
Rus vs. T.J.- Duel One
This was no Shaun duel, lol. T.J. is awesome. The reasons he lost to me is because he still is using things like Harpie’s Brother. The first duel went pretty smoothly, and it boosted my confidence a lot. I pulled a lot of great cards, and put T.J. to rest (in this duel at least).
Duel One- Results
Me-8000-7600
T.J- 8000-6600-4800-4000-2000-900-0
Duel two wasn’t half as easy as this one. I’m guessing T.J underestimated me in the first duel, because he pulled out all the stops in this one.
Rus vs. T.J.- Duel Two
This was tough. Way early on he started taking advantage, and knocked me down to 1800 lp (gulp). Now it was time for a MAJOr comeback. With Cyber Jar, I was able to get out Bazoo and GAF, and soon enough Jinzo hit the field. When he was at about 4000, my GAF was in defense mode, due to its effect. Then he asks me to show him my graveyard (I mean like I go through the cards for him). Then he asked me to do it again, and asked “is there a Spear Dragon in there?” Oh crap. But, luckily, I mean like WOW lucky, he says “nah, must have been last duel” right before I got to Spear Dragon. Phew. He plays defense, ends, and another Spear hits the field. He’s out, I’m in the third round. Yay!
Duel Two- Results
Me-8000-5500-3600-1800
T.J.- 8000-9000-6800-6550-5450-3550-1100-0
Wow, that was close. After reporting my win, I revealed to him my Spear Dragon. Ha ha!
Well then, I annoyed these Spanish kids…one of them traded like 10 secret rares and some ultras for Morphing Jar last week. I was shocked to learn he had lost, and I was to be playing who he lost too! Then, I learned that the collector dude I mentioned last week had lost to him too…yikes! Well, it was time to duel…but I had to win.
Rus vs. Jimmy- Duel One
He knocked the crap outta me early on, I was at 3000. I wasn’t going down that easily though. I started bombarding him with my with my Ha Des and Jinzo..1 win for me!
Duel One-Results
Me-8000-7000-4700-2900-2000-3000
Jimmy-8000-7300-4800-2500-1400-0
Well, that’s one win under my belt..I was hoping I could pull of another, get into the Semi Finals for the first time.
Rus vs. Jimmy- Duel Two
This was the duel that literally made me the winner, but after Jimmy pulled some bullshit, I lost. The duel started off with me smacking the shit outta him, he was at about 4600 before he did any real damage to me. Why I called this duel bullshit is because: He had 2600 and I had 1300. He flipped up his Fiber Jar, drew nothing but a Sinister Serpent (monster-wise) He set his Serpent. Now, when I drew, my protectors are fairly new, so I accidentally got six, the sixth being Waboku. When I put it back the bastard said he had to cut my deck “because I saw the care”, like it woulda changed anything. I summoned Bazoo, threw out United We Stand, attacked Serpent. Next turn he Change of Heart’d my Bazoo, and attacked for the win. Waboku would of saved me! Hrm, bastard.
Duel Two- Results
Me-8000-7500-6700-4700-1300-0
Jimmy- 8000-5600-4600-2600
Rus vs. Jimmy- Duel Three
I wanted, no needed revenge. Unfortunately, I wouldn’t get it today. I don’t know what happened, he just went all out. I did some good damage to him, it seemed like I would win…it didn’t happen *sigh*. Well, hopefully, next week.
Duel Three- Results
Me-8000-7300-5000-2500-0
Jimmy-8000-7000-6000-4400-4200-3400
Well, after being pissed, and pissed too, and arguing a lot about how I really won…I went and did some practice duels…and got the idea to buy a Ring of Destruction. 30 bucks! Jesus! Well, its still cool and all, I hope I get to use it a lot. Jimmy went on to win the tournament, damnit. That could have been me! Here is my newest deck:
Level 4 and Under (15)
2x Goblin Attack 
Force
2x Spear Dragon
2x Bazoo the Soul Eater
1x Sasuke Samarui
1x 
Magician of Faith 
1x Witch of the Black Forest 
1x Penguin Soldier 
1x 
Sinister Serpent
1x Kuriboh
1x Cyber Jar
1x Exiled Force
1x 
Injection Fairy Lily
Level 5 and Over (3) 
1x Summoned Skull 
1x Jinzo 
1x Dark Ruler Ha Des
Magic Cards (14) 
1x Mage 
Power
1x Graceful Charity 
1x Change of Heart 
1x Pot of Greed 
1x 
United We Stand 
1x Raigeki 
1x Monster Reborn 
1x Snatch Steal 
1x 
Harpie's Feather Duster 
1x Dark Hole
1x Mystical Space Typhoon
1x 
Premature Burial
1x Noblemen of Crossout
1x Tribute to the 
Doomed
Traps (8) 
1x Magic Jammer 
1x 7 Tools of the Bandit 
1x Magic Cylinder 
1x Imperial Order 
1x Mirror Force 
1x 
Waboku
1x Call of the Haunted
1x Torrential Tribute 
Now for props and slops:
Props
Getting my deck to be no commons, 4 rares, 36 Holos.
Finally breaking my 1st-2nd round losing streak.
Getting some AWESOME trades
My deck for being so good
Slops
Getting cheating by Jimmy
Ring of Destruction for costing so much
If you want to contact me, aim me at 
monkeyseerustydo or email me at monkeyseerustydo@yahoo.com. Don’t email/aim me saying im a n00b, newb, w/e you want 
to call it. Don’t aim me to duel either, my comp is screwed up right now, I’m 
using a laptop, my moms, so I don’t have yvd or w/e. ‘Till next week 
(maybe)!