Jinzo87’s Psycho Jinzo
Beatdown
Wal-Mart, Nov.15,
2003
About 20 people
participated
Hello. You
might recognize the name from a rant I did. Well, here’s my deck and I’m proud
of it. It can handle almost any deck and strikes the opponent hard and fast. So
enter, The Psycho Jinzo.
My Monsters
(28)
X1
Sangan
X1 X-Head
Cannon
X1 La Jinn
the Mystical Genie of the Lamp
X1 Hysteric
Fairy
X2 7 Colored
Fish
X1 Luster
Dragon
X1 4-Starred
Ladybug of Doom
X1 Jinzo
(yeah!!)
X1 Mask of
Darkness
X1 Dark
Elf
X1
Kuriboh
X1 Morphing
Jar #2
X1 Exiled
Force
X1
Opticlops
X1 Cyber
Jar
X1 Kycoo the
Ghost Destroyer
X1 Spirit
Reaper
X1 Magician
of Faith
X1 Spear
Dragon
X1 Witch of
the
X1 Skilled
Dark Magician
X1 Summoned
Skull
X1 Guardian Sphinx
X1 Barrel
Dragon
X1 The Fiend
Megacyber
X1 Dark
Magician
My Traps
(11)
X2 Trap
Hole
X1 Mirror
Force
X1 Magic
Jammer
X1 Nightmare
Wheel
X1 Royal
Oppression
X1 Magic
Cylinder
X1 Magic
Drain
X1 Spell
Shield Type-8
X1 Imperial
Order
X1 Rope of
life
Magic… I mean
Spell Cards (13)
X1 Axe of
Despair
X1
Fissure
X1 Graceful
Charity
X1 Monster
Reborn
X1 Dark
Hole
X1 Mystical
Space Typhoon
X1 Card
Destruction
X1
Raigeki
X1 Tribute to
the Doomed
X1 Mask of
the Accursed
X1 Change of
Heart
X1
Reinforcement of the Army
X1 United We
Stand
Total
Cards-52
Time for the
good stuff!
Round
1
Jinzo87 vs.
Drew
Now I don’t
mean to be impolite, but Drew was probably the worst person there. I just played
La Jinn, 7 Colored Fish, and Luster Dragon to finish him in less than seven
turns each time.
1st Duel-
Jinzo87- 8,000
Drew- 8,000, 4,800, 3,000, 0
2nd Duel-
Jinzo87-8,000
Drew- 8,000, 7,500, 6900, 5000, 200, 0
Round
2
Jinzo87 vs. Curtis
Finally, someone half decent!!! Curtis was a bit of a pushover. It took
me a little longer to beat him than it took to beat Drew. Like last time, I just
hit him with big monsters. The only time I lost life points was when I used Dark
Elf. 1st Duel- Jinzo87-
8,000
Curtis- 8,000, 6,600, 3,400, 0
2nd Duel-
Jinzo87- 8,000, 7,000, 6,000
Curtis- 8,000, 3,500, 500, 0
Round
3
Jinzo87 vs. some noob with bent up cards
Well I was surprised to find that this guy even made it past the
1st round. He actually used monsters with nothing in common with the
rest of his deck (he had a Harpie’s Pet Dragon and no harpies!). He did however,
play the very annoying Heart of Clear Water. It met death by Mystical Space
Typhoon. It was even sadder to see him try to play Red Eyes Black Metal Dragon
without a red eyes or metalmorph.
1st Duel- Jinzo87- 8,000
Noob- 8,000, 6,200, 2600, 900, 0
2nd Duel- Jinzo87- 8,000
Noob- 8,000, 5,100, 0
Round 4 (semifinals)
Jinzo87
vs. Brian
Brian is
one of the best duelists at the tournaments. He uses cards very similar to mine
but with more magic and traps and not as many rare cards. He beat me last time
we dueled (for fun) and got 2nd place in the last tourney. It was an
honor to face a great person like himself in a duel but only one could win and
Brian had no idea about the power of Jinzo… Jinzo with Axe of Despair, Rope of
Life Jinzo, Jinzo with United We Stand… Jinzo is deadly (which is why he’s my
namesake!).Brian also met Nightmare Wheel.
1st Duel-
Jinzo87-8,000, 7,000, 6,500, 6,400
Brian- 8,000, 6,200,
5,100, 3,300, 2,800, 2,300, 1,800, 1,300, 800, 300,
0
2nd Duel-
Jinzo87- 8,000, 7,800
Brian- 8,000, 5,250, 2,700, 2750, 0
Round 5
(finals)
Jinzo87 vs. Citywide
Champion Bo
Bo’s an
excellent duelist. He’d never been beaten ever. Then he met Jinzo and everything
he knew blew up in his face. My proud Luster Dragon (the 1900 one) also took big
bites out of Bo. Bo didn’t want the first place prize (a XYZ Dragon Cannon Tin)
so no matter who won, he would get the second place prize (three MFC booster
packs); BIG mistake. After our second duel we were tied with one win each and I
told him that one of the packs had a very rare card inside it. I picked up the
one I thought the rare one was in, handed it to Bo, and he pulled out a
1st Edition Dark Paladin. The second pack had a Tribe-Infected Virus
(DANG IT!!!!!!). The third pack, Des Koala. So he said that if I’m winning
during the last duel and I forfeit, he would give me Dark Paladin. I took the
deal, but we decided to call it a draw so now we’re both the city wide champs.
On the other hand, I got to keep the Dark Paladin!!! :-) Technically I beat him with a
Luster Dragon, Dark Elf, La Jinn, Skilled Dark Magician, and Barrel Dragon
attacking his life points directly (10,200 damage). Oh, well there’s always next
time.
1st Duel-
Jinzo87- 8,000, 6,200, 2,900, 1,000
Bo- 8,000, 6,200, 5450, 2850, 950, 0
2nd Duel-
Jinzo87- 8,000, 4,200, 1,900, 100, 0
Bo- 8,000
3rd Duel-
Jinzo87- 8,000, 5,000, 2,000, 500
Bo- 8,000, 0 (well that’s what would have happened if I decided not to
take the Dark Paladin)
What’s Good
and Pure
Getting the
1st place prize (a XYZ Dragon Cannon
tin)
Getting
Luster Dragon in a pack before the tournament
Trading for
Mirage of Nightmare
Peanut Butter
Cookies (the duelist’s ultimate snack food)
Becoming City
Wide Champion
Trading for
United We Stand before the tournament
Getting
Magical Hats and Card of Safe Return in two of my tin
packs
Jinzo
What’s Bad
and Evil
Little noobs
who just make tournaments go slower
Dumb kids who
won’t trade their Buster Bladers
Card
thieves
Getting junk
in three of my tin packs
Soccer moms
who buy little kids all their cards just to watch them make
bad decks and get their butts whooped by a Jinzo
:-)
Waiting for
ten minutes just to get a new opponent
Kids who try
to get all my rare cards
People who
let their cards get in bad condition
What’s Ugly and Grotesque
Sitting on
gum when you sit down to duel
Finding drool
stains on rare cards
Nobody having
Breaker
Bo not
trading me Tribe-Infecting Virus
Jinzo87