Subject: Big Eyed Kuriboh
Dragon "Sniper" Beatdown Primetime Sports Zion,IL
Big Eyed Kariboh Dragon’s
“Sniper” Beat down
Deck
Cody Frykman
Primetime Sports
Zion, IL
41-man
Tournament
This tournament is one of the most competitive in Lake
County, my friend Garrett has taught many including me and has created a
whole new breed of duelists. He and the others he has helped are my
closest competition. However, one day, the student will become the
master, I guarantee it!!!
Let’s start with the deck-
My Deck
consists of 40 cards:
Monsters both effect/non-effect
(22)
2 x 7 Colored Fish (Giant Red Sea
snake?)
1 x Cyber jar (Got no monsters? I do
now)
2 x Dark Elf (Mechanical
who?)
3 x Gearfried the Iron Knight (Snatch Steal
sacrif…Dang!)
2 x Goblin Attack Force (I’ve seen
forces before and I know my forces)
2 x Harpies
Brother (They have a brother?)
1 x La Jinn the
Mystical Genie of the Lamp (I wish…To DUEL!)
2 x
Magician of Faith (One Raigeki, two Raigeki)
3 x
Man-Eater Bug (I’ll attack, flip, and you Die)
1 x
Summoned Skull (Speaks for himself)
3 x Wall of
Illusion (A wall, oh man, are you, dang!)
Magic Cards
(14)
2 x Axe of Despair (Monsters can’t be too
powerful)
1 x Change of Heart (Has to be
holographic)
1 x Dark Hole (Not my monsters too, oh
wait, I haven’t set down a monster)
1 x Heavy
Storm (Mirror who? Call of what? Premature when?)
1 x
Monster Reborn (Of course holographic)
1 x Mystical
Space Typhoon (Swords of…MST…?…Dang!)
2 x Nobleman of
Crossout (No more Crass Clowns)
1 x Pot of Greed (I
need more cards, ah, perfect)
1 x Premature Burial
(More monsters, can’t have enough monsters))
1 x
Rageiki (Where’d your monsters go…oh yeh)
1 x Snatch
Steal (I’ll take that thank you)
1 x Swords of
Revealing Light (3 turns? you’ll be gone before that)
Trap Cards
(4)
1 x Call of the Haunted (I’ll attack, mirror
force, ok, CotH…attack!)
1 x Imperial Order (Aw
look, you wasted your Monster Reborn)
1 x Mirror
Force (Not my life points, how about your monsters)
1
x Mirror Wall (No way, my La Jinn beat your Summoned Skull)
Side
Deck (15)
1 x 4-Starred Ladybug of Doom (OF
DOOM!!)
1 x 7 Colored Fish (wait, didn’t we see this
already)
1 x Barrel Dragon (Effect with a 2600
attack, oh man)
1 x Card Destruction (I don’t like
these cards, I wish I had new ones)
1 x Dust
Tornado (Nothing beats an Imperial Order, oh, I have
this)
1 x Exchange (Skull Servant for your
Rageiki)
1 x Graceful Dice (100 to 600 att and def
increase, nice)
1 x Magic Jammer (No Rageiki for
you)
1 x Mystical Space Typhoon (Gotta have more than
one)
1 x Skull Dice (Attack, I dare
yah!)
3 x Trap Hole (Bet you were wondering wear
these were)
1 x Ultimate Offering (5 monsters in one
turn, that’s insane!)
1 x Witch of the Black Forest
(Jinzo, Summoned Skull?)
If anyone didn’t notice, yes I am sad enough to
alphabetize my listing, pour on your slings and arrows, I can take it, but
at least leave me enough dignity to duel once again!
Duel date is
2/8/03
First duel:
Now, this first kid that I faced is a person that
the others and I at the store know very well, not for his card playing
skills, but for his big mouth. This player has posted many articles
saying that Bill runs a sloppy tournament and is unfair, not to mention
him complaining about the competition being too hard. Competition
too rough Blake, don’t like it, go somewhere else, and Bill doesn’t need
punks like you talking bad about him or the tournaments. He runs not
only the largest tournaments in Illinois, but the most organized and
respected one as well.
Big Eyed Kariboh Dragon vs. Kung Fu Axe
Demon
Round 1: This kid is really confused about what
cards he needs to put in his deck, during the match he was asking me which
cards he should take out of his deck. The first match was somewhat
close surprisingly, I made a couple of mistakes but I came out the
victor. I had a Gearfried out and tried to use monster reborn, he
blocked it with a Magic Jammer and got rid of his Barrel Dragon only to
special summon it onto the field with Call of the Haunted, at this point I
was feeling pretty disappointed in myself. I thought that this would
be a quick match, but I forgot that I shouldn’t play with my food before I
eat it. At this point I though I was screwed, but then he tributes
and lays down his Jinzo, now I thought, ok attack with Barrel Dragon and
I’ll just mirror wall you, but that idea went to the graveyard along
with his monster. He used the coin effect and got the two heads
and attacked me for 5000, at this point I was a bit worried, but I
had faith in myself. I drew, ha, just what I wanted, I got pot of
greed and I used it. Once again, exactly what I want, Rageiki and a
Wall of Illusion, but I had a strategy. I set down the Wall and told
him it was his turn; at this point I had gotten my Monster Reborn back and
got a Goblin Attack Force back (the card he consistently whines
about.) His coin effect failed and he never laid a card down, he
attacked my face down monster with Jinzo killing it of course but enabling
me to use my trap cards because it went back to his hand. He then
attacked my Goblin, Mirror wall, and he loses 1000 life points, two
problems solved, from that point on the game was mine. After a
couple of attacks with Gearfried, La Jinn and my Goblin, he was down to
only 2100. I kept playing strong and ended it by being Mirror forced
only to Call of the Haunted my Goblin and kill. Not quick enough,
but efficient.
Round 2: Not as long as the first
one, I dominated with a couple of combos that I am pretty proud of, Dark
Elf, Rageiki, Axe, attack for 3000 and Change of Heart, flip Magician,
Change of Heart once again, oh would you look at that, you had Magician
too. The whole match was mine, he probably took away about 3000 life
points, but who's to say that I didn't let him have those life
points. By using Tribute to the Doomed, he eliminated some of the
big monsters on the field, but it mattered very little, he knew it, I knew
it, the heart of the cards was with me and it was time for him to go home
and eat his spaghetti O's and go to bed. I finished him off with by
MSTing his Mirror Force and attacking him for 1800 to reduce his remaining
1400 to 0. Before this match, when Bill called out our names, I
looked at Toon-Boy, Garrett, and David, and smiled. Once again, I
was called on to deliver and I did, another victim has fallen to the
"SNIPER."
Match: Round 1 (W) BEKD
2150/ Round 2 (W) BEKD
5000/
(L) KFAD
0
(L) KFAD 0
Second Duel:
Big Eyed Kariboh Dragon vs.
Yu2026166
I have always thought that this kid is pretty good and I
respect the way that he uses the cards. Unfortunately, he doesn't
really get that far so I feel for him in that aspect. The problem
though, he lost my respect when he decided to play gravity bind. I
understand the strategies that are involved with gravity bind, but c'mon,
those matches last so long and the person who is playing its only goal, is
to make the other person run out of cards, if it even comes down to
that.
Round 1: I drew my five cards and this was the
first time that I had ever drawn Exchange, something that I had put in my
deck that morning. I won the toss so I said I would go first; I laid
down my Axe and my NoC, and then played Exchange. At this point I
was excited b/c all I had was a Wall of Illusion, Dark Elf and a La Jinn,
but what he had was more exciting, Jinzo, Gravity Bind, Jinzo #7, and a
Harpies Brother. I of course took the Jinzo b/c if he plays Gravity
Bind, it really doesn't matter. I put down my Wall of Illusion and
told him it was his turn, he put down the Harpies Brother and I trap holed
it. I set down a Goblin Attack Force and said "attack," he then
played Gravity Bind. His turn, puts down a Jinzo #7 but doesn't
attack, time to dominate. On my turn I sacrificed my Wall for his
Jinzo and it was on. I killed his monster with Goblin and attacked
with Jinzo. His turn he set down a monster facedown, and my turn I
NoCed and attacked for 4200. His turn, he could see that the end was
near, he set down a monster face-down and on my turn I added an Axe to his
Jinzo and turned up my Goblin and laid down a Man-ater bug face-down and
attacked, hoping for something with a defense, it was merely a La Jinn,
and the game was over. I had one, flawlessly.
Round
2: I didn't get the best hand in the world but I worked
with what I had. I set down a Gearfried and it was his turn.
He set down a facedown monster and set two magic or trap cards. My
turn, I used Heavy Storm and NoC and attacked for 4100 with a Goblin and
the Gearfried. 3900 life points left, he set down his Fiend
Megacyber, me being dumb at the time Trap Holed, but it was a special
summon so I told him it was still alive, he attacked my Goblin (good
move). Unfortunately, I sacrificed my Gearfried for a Summoned Skull
and attacked his Megacyber, 300 direct. His turn he set a face
down monster, on my turn I used Rageiki, Reborned his Fiend and that's
game. I neglected to mention that he had taken 1800 life points away
from me.
Match Round 1 (W) BEKD
8000 Round 2 (W) BEKD
6200
(L) YU2026166
0 (L)
YU2026166 0
Third Duel:
This is a person that I know very well, he’s
the one that I refer to as Toon-boy. He used to play toons so we all
made fun of him for it seeing as how toons are horrible, but he quickly
gave those up. The name just kind of stuck but his real name is
Nick, I like Toon-boy better though. His deck used to consist of a
lot of fusion cards, Relinquished, and other cards that he just didn’t
need. His deck was good without all the crap so Garrett and I helped
him to improve his deck and now he is better than ever. I admit,
before dueling him, I was a bit nervous because the weekend before he beat
me in the fourth round, right after I had beaten the number one guy
Eric.
Big Eyed Kariboh Dragon vs. Soccer Dude
Round
1: The first round went smoothly, I drew NoC, MST, and
some 1800 attack monsters. He put down a card face down and it was my
turn. I drew Imperial Order and NoCed his card and attacked for 2300
with GAF. He tried to use Dark Hole and I used Imperial Order, so he
set a monster down face down. I set a card and attacked and it was
just a Man-eater bug. He picked my GAF and it went to the
graveyard, fortunately, in my first turn I had drawn Call of the Haunted
and he helped me out and I attacked for 2300 again. His turn, I
continued to pay, he put a La Jinn down and attacked my GAF and killed
it. I paid for Imperial Order and put down a Dark Elf, I paid for it
and attacked him for 2000. He put a Cyber-jar down and I attacked it
only to help me out, he drew 4 magic or trap cards and 1 monster(Man-eater
bug), I drew 3 monsters and attacked him for 1800 because he killed one of
my monsters. The game was mine, I continued to pay for Imperial
Order and set down a Man-eater bug at the end of my turn and he set a
monster face-down. I told him game over, I didn’t even draw a card,
flipped my Man-eater and finished him off, and I had won.
Round
2: He went first and I drew practically the same cards,
this round was not as glorious for me but I got the job done. I
attacked a couple of times with my Gearfried and he really didn’t do
anything about it, he told me he wasn’t drawing monsters. He set
down a monster face down and I attacked it with my GAF, it was my luck
that it was a Wall of Illusion and I attacked again with Gearfried.
He put down a La Jinn and attacked my Gearfried, killing his and my
monsters together. My next turn I set down my GAF and Monster
Reborned my Gearfried and Call of the Haunted my Dark
Elf…attacked…GAME!!!
Match Round 1 (W) BEKD
8000/ Round 2 (W)
BEKD6200/
(L) SD
0
(L) SD 0
Fourth Duel: Semi-Finals
Bill runs such a large
tournament that he decided to separate the younger kids from the older
ones so that they actually have a chance; this week was one of the very
few that he actually had less than 60 kids in the tournament. So he
decided to make a junior tournament that runs about the same time as the
regular tournament. Well, as a type of reward for winning the junior
tournament, he lets the winner play one of the older kids for third
place. For the last couple of weeks, a new kid arrived that took the
junior tournament by storm. This kid practically has the same deck
as me and actually knows what he is doing. Going into this match, I
was confident, but also scared, I had seen this kid play and he’s got some
moves.
Big Eyed Kariboh Dragon vs. Black Chaos Dude
Round: 1 I
went into this match a little over confident because I obviously have more
experience than him, but there was still something about him that made me
nervous. He started out by putting down a Goblin Attack Force, which
usually isn’t the best idea in the world but I could see where he was
coming from. I drew my cards and Change of Hearted his Goblin and
put down my Goblin and attacked for 4600. During his turn he put
down a Harpies Brother and attacked my Goblin only to be Mirror
Forced. My turn, I used Rageiki and put a Dark Elf down and
attacked. 1400 left and nowhere to go, he set down a Gearfried and
attacked my Goblin killing it. During my turn, I used Call of the
Haunted to bring back my Goblin and I put down a Gearfried, I attacked
Gearfried to Gearfried and attacked and took away his remaining life
points.
Round 2 This second round kind of started out the same seeing as
how I drew almost the exact same cards. He set down a Goblin, I Dark
Holed, Monster Reborned his Goblin and put down my Goblin and attacked,
then I set down Swords. He put down a card face down, during my turn
I Nobleman of Crossed Out his card and then I attacked for 1800.
Turn two of Swords, he set down another card face-down, I used Change
of Heart and flipped it up, it was a 7 Colored Fish and just finished
him off; no damage done to me.
Match Round 1 (W) BEKD
7000/ Round 2 (W) BEKD
8000
(L) BCD
0
(L) BCD 0
Finals!!
Uh Oh, this is it, the big magilla, this is for all
the marbles, not so much for me though, the person that I am facing,
Garrett. Yes, the very same Garrett that I spoke in the beginning of
this report. It appears as if the student has the chance to become
the master, it happened once, why not again? BECAUSE I SUCK, that’s
why!! I drew nothing good!! This duels was very important to
Garrett because if he won, he would’ve clinched the first place spot in the
store, that is until Upper Deck decided to add about 6 more weeks onto the
second season.
Big Eyed Kariboh Dragon vs. One-Eyed Serpent
Master
Round 1 The first round started with me drawing absolutely nothing
to help me out, I drew a Nobleman of Crossout, Monster Reborn, Magician
of Faith, Man-eater bug, and a Call of the Haunted, I had to go first so I
drew my card, oh would you look at that, a Man-eater bug. I put the
Man-eater down and told him it was his turn. He played Swords and I had to
kill my own Man-eater because he didn’t put down a monster, then he attacked
with a Goblin. I drew a Harpies Brother my next turn, but set down my
other Man-eater, he played Nobleman of Crossout and got rid of all Man-eater’s
and set down La Jinn and attacked. I drew a Wall of Illusion and I
set it down, oh wait, he flipped his Goblin into attack mode, Nobleman of
Crossout, and that’s the end of that chapter, what was I suppose to Call of the
Haunted, a Man-eater, and same goes for my Monster Reborn.
Round 2 I
wanted to go first so I drew my cards, oh, these look familiar, Nobleman,
Monster Reborn, Magician of Faith, 2 Man-eaters, and a Call of the Haunted, but
I shuffled. I put down the Man-eater, his turn, oh, he got Swords again,
my monster had to eat itself and he attacked with his Goblin. I drew a
Wall of Illusion, set it down, he attacked with a La Jinn and he lost 50 and it
went back to his hand. I draw another card, a trap Hole, I set it down and
a Man-eater, Nobleman, flip the Goblin up, MST, and he attacked my Wall
with Goblin, mine died, his went back to his hand and he attacked for 1800
with his La Jinn. I drew my cards looking for something, I drew a Harpies
Brother and set it in attack mode, he drew a card that he put face
down. Swords is up and its my turn, I drew a Wall of Illusion, I set
my Man-eater face down and it was his turn, he drew his card, Magician of Faith,
Nobleman back, killed my Man-eater, set his Goblin, attacked La Jinn to Harpies
Brother killing both monsters, and attacked for 2300 only to Call of the
Haunted his La Jinn and attack again for 1800. If you do the math,
you would notice that he dominated me and I did nothing but sit back and watch
the show.
FINALS Round 1 (L) BEKD
0/ Round 2 (L) BEKD
0/
(W) OESM
8000
(W) OESM 7950
Props
To my friend Garrett for clinching the first place
spot in the store.
To the young kid who dominated the junior tournament and
made me nervous.
To the kid who almost beat Garret in the Semi-Finals.
To
myself, because, well, I’m awesome!!
To Bill for being the man and running a
successfully awesome tournament, also for supplying all of us for the cards that
we need to play. (For always having the cards I need)
To David for
losing to Toon-Boy in the second round and wiping aways your tears before anyone
else could see them.
To me for using Exchange at the perfect time to get a
Jinzo and stop Gravity Bind.
Slops
To Blake because he doesn’t know
when to quit, here’s a hint Blake, when you come up against the Sniper,
expect shots to be fired and count on getting hit. You came into my
house, and I had no choice but to show you the door. Good luck next
weekend, maybe you’ll beat some beginner and actually get to the second
round, seeing as how that’s probably how you’ll make it that far
anyway.
To Eric, Garretts little brother for being good and having a good
deck, only to take it to school and get some cards stolen and taken
away.
Thanks for reading my report!! I hope you enjoyed it just as
much as I enjoyed writing it, and I hope you look forward to future
reports. If you have any questions, email me at
Dtking123@netscape.net, I’ll get back to you as soon as I can. Feel
free to come up to Zion and visit the best card shop this side of the
Mississippi, Primetime Sportscards. Ask for Bill, he’s the one with the
awesome mullet.