MACHINE MADNESS DECK
COLLAGE
TED
CANADA
O.k. before I start, the purpose of this deck is to stall until I get Jinzo and Limiter Removal and Dimension Hole (if needed). I play Jinzo to negate Gravity Bind (if needed). Then play Limiter Removal with all my Machines on the field and if that didn’t finish my opponent, I play dimension hole with my Jinzo so my Gravity Bind is active again and it saves my Jinzo.
5+ MONSTERS
Barrel Dragon x2 (MACHINE)
Jinzo (MACHINE with great effect)
4- MONSTERS, no effect
Overdrive x3
Ground Attacker Bugroth x3
Guardian of the Throne Room x3
Oni Tank T-34 x2
4- MONSTERS, Effect
Magician of Faith x3
Cannon Soldier x2
Cyber Jar
Witch of the Black Forest
MAGICS
LIMITER REMOVAL
Mystical Space Typhoon x2
Pot of Greed
7 Completed x3
Raigeki
Dimension Hole x3
Change of Heart
Premature Burial
Swords of Revealing Light
Heavy Storm x2
Monster Reborn
Traps
Gravity Bind x2
Call of the Haunted
Mirror Force
O.k. that’s my deck!!!
Now the Tourney Stats
# of People 16
1st Place-$30 Cash
2nd Place-$15 Cash
3rd Place-$10 Store Credit
Single Elimination
Level of Competition-Hardest
NOW THE TOURNEY BREAKDOWN
Round One- MACHINE MADNESS v.s. BORING OLD BEATDOWN
DUEL 1: Just another stupid @$$ beatdown deck. Almost everyone uses one and it is really lame. I started with my monster in attack mode and a Magic card face down, trying to bluff them into thinking it was a trap. The duel went on like that, trading wimpy blows until I Reborned Barrel Dragon, Summoned Jinzo and Limiter Removaled him.
RESULT- I WIN
DUEL 2: Ended the same way except I had just my Barrel Dragon.
RESULT- I WIN
Round Two- MACHINE MADNESS v.s. ANOTHER DUMB BEATDONW
DUEL 1: This was a little kid with an extremly powerful beatdown (that is if you can call Beatdown powerful) and not only that, he knew how to play. He was also very Gay, stupid and Abnoxious. He played lots of trap holes and crap like that, but who cares, Limiter Removal, Heavy Storm and Jinzo showed him a leason in pain, I also used Dimension Hole to save Jinzo.
RESULT- I WIN
DUEL 2- He drew nothing except Mechanical Chasser but I beat that with one of MY MACHINES!!
RESULT-I WIN
ROUND THREE- MACHINE MADNESS v.s. uh SOME KIND OF EXODIA STALL BURNER DECK
Duel 1: Not worth your time reading.
RESULT- I LOST
Duel 2: OPOSITE
RESULT-I WIN
Duel 3: All I have to say is Mystical Space Typhoon owned his Messenger of Peace
RESULT-I WIN
ROUND FOUR FINALS-MACHINE MADNESS v.s. CLOWN DECK
DUEL 1: I almost made a comeback using limiter Removal but he managed to rally back and win with those damn clowns.
DUEL 2: As boring as the first one, except I got more monsters out and beat him in one RAIGEKI, LIMITER REMOVAL.
DUEL 3: CLOWNS ARE GAY, CLOWNS ARE GAY, I HATE THOSE DAMN CLOWNS. His clowns owned me the hole Duel.
TOTAL RESULT- ME LOSE
PROPS N’ SLOPS TIME
PROPS
ME for coming in 2nd
Lots of kinds of foods, for keeping me full
Every one except abnoxious @$$ boy
SLOPS
CLOWNS MUST DIE, CLOWNS MUST DIE etc.
Abnoxious kid named jason (note how I’m not putting his name with a capital) who should die
Anything I missed
Well, that’s it
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