The Attack of the CLOWNS

Bumb04

Kirkland Sportscards

Kirkland, WA

Entry: $5

January 25, 2003

Around 30-40 People

 

 

This is a single elimination tourney, 1st place gets 5 random rare cards, and 4 booster packs, 2nd place gets 2 1st edition packs and 3rd gets jack didly squat.  Everybody got a pharaoh servant booster pack for entering. 

 

Monsters (18):

3x Dream Clown (NO!! ur monster dies)

3x Crass Clown (NO!! ur monsters are back in your hand

3x Hayabusa Knight (I get to attack twice)

2x White Magical Hat (Put ur ugly card in you graveyard)

2x Sangan (uh oh, I get my clowns)

2x Magician of Faith (let me use my raigeki again)

2x Giant Soldier of Stone (my attacking defense)

1x Cyber Jar (destroyer of monsters)

 

Magic (11):

2x Messanger of Peace (haha jinzo u can’t attack)

2x Prohibition (no more heavy storm)

1x raigeki (die monsters)

1x Dark Hole (Monsters go down the hole)

1x Card Destruction (man I don’t like these cards)

1x Monster Reborn (send in the clowns)

1x Change of Heart (haha I get flip effect, u don’t)

1x Pot of Greed (give me my cards)

1x Swords of Revealing Light (don’t attack me plz)

 

Traps (11):

3x Gravity Bind (no beatdown for u)

3x Trap Hole (kill your ugly monster)

3x Magic Drain (what happened to your monster reborn?!?!)

1x Mirror force (haha u die)

1x Call of the Haunted (ZOMBIE CLOWNS!!!!)

 

Total: 40

 

My strategy is to basically get my clowns and control the board as early as possible, and let the other guy from attacking my clowns.  The cool part about my deck is that I finished it when I got to the place, and had no practice with it at all.

 

Before the tournament started, I finished my deck getting all the cards I needed.  I played my friend Jason and just killed him.  After that, I played this guy named ray, he beat me in 2 weeks ago in a tourney.  He was using his harpy lady deck; I’m using my new clown deck.  I was just controlling the game with all my clowns.  I beat him, and he complimented my deck by saying that, “that is a good deck”, lol

 

ROUND #1

Bumb04 vs some old guy that don’t know how to play(some random deck with no theme)

Duel: All I can say is EASY!!!! He didn’t have any monsters out until his 3rd turn, so that my hayabusa knight just slaughtered him.  When he did have a monster out, I had my crass clown put it back in his hand.

Winner: Me (1-0)

 

ROUND #2

Bumb04 vs some scary English dude (no theme deck)

Duel: This duel was very weird.  He went 1st, and played ground collapse and set a dark fire soldier out.  My turn, I put a sangan in defense mode.  He attacked my sangan and I got a dream clown from da effect.  I let him attack me a little then I used gravity bind.  He then played burning land card, I was WTF?!?! Why u use that? He thought he can just burn my lp away.  It didn’t work and I killed him with 2 dream clowns and my other sangan.

Winner: Me (2-0)

 

Round #3

Bumb04 vs some big guy named Ryan (I couldn’t figure out what deck he uses)

Duel: this deck took pretty long, but I forgot all the details, but I came on top.  I just remember him getting rid of my gravity binds, but I just set another 1 down to piss him off, lol.

Winner: Me (3-0)

 

Round #4(semi-quarter finals)

Bumb04 vs Alex (basic beatdown with jinzo…)

Duel: In the beginning I was taking control of the bored then I made a very big mistake, I FORGOT TO PUT MY DREAM CLOWN BACK IN ATTACK MODE!!!! That just screwed me over.  His turn he set a card.  My turn, I put dream clown in attack mode, I couldn’t attack because he had sorl on the field.  This is wear my mistake made a very big difference.  He flipped his monster over, it was an invader of the thrown, and took my dream clown, he put it in defense mode, killing my other dream clown on the field.  He sacrificed and got out his jinzo.  This was really gay because I didn’t get any messengers of peace in my hand.  Jinzo killed me, and I got eliminated from the tournement.

Winner: Alex, Me (3-1)

 

Tournament overall: I got in a very good position; I’m one of the top duelists in the store.  Man im so pissed that I could’ve beaten him if I just put my dream clown in attack mode 1 turn only.  Its cool though because in my booster pack, I got a IMPERIAL ORDER!!!! I was so happy, hahahahah

 

Props:

-Got far with my new clown deck

-Getting imperial order in my booster pack that I won

-Jason’s dad for bringing me to the tourney

 

Slops:

-Jason for getting killed in the first round

-Alex for bumpin Jason AND Me from the tourney (we got killed buy the same guy)

-For the English guy for looking like he wanted to rip my cards, lol

-For me for not putting my dream clown in attack mode

 

Well thanks anyways for reading my tournament report. Hope to be able to put more up in the future. So if you got any questions or comments or suggestions just contact me on AIM: bumb04

 

Feel free to email me at: iansE_mail@yahoo.com no hate mail because I ain’t gonna listen to haters talk smack all day. Either you like it or you don’t like it, your choice. Don’t hate the player, hate the game.