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Kelley's Donuts (yes it is a card shop too)

01/26/03

MONSTERS: (19)

3x The Legendary Fisherman (backbone to the deck)

3x 7 Colored Fish (come to me my 7 colored fishie...wait...your a 6 colored fishie)

3x Magician Of Faith (gimme my Umi back)

3x La Jinn the Mystical Genie of the Lamp (my wish is his command)

2x Goblin Attack Force (attack...ATTACK...ATTACK DON'T DEFEND!!!)

2x Man-Eater Bug (he's hungry...RUN AWAY!!!)

1x Cyber Jar (replace the monsters)

1x Witch of the Black Forest (uhhh ohhh, it's dead...Goblin Attack Force is back)

1x Jinzo (you must negate the traps)

MAGIC: (14)

1x Raigeki (good-bye)

1x Dark Hole (it goes all the way to China)

1x Pot of Greed (1...Fisherman  2...Umi)

1x Monster Reborn (Come back my Fisherman)

1x Change of Heart (I like that one...give it to me)

3x Umi (Boost my Fish)

2x Heavy Storm (Wipe the field clean)

2x Axe of Despair (my La Jinn is weaker than your ummoned skull...not anymore)

1x Nobleman of Crossout (was that your man-eater bug?)

1x Tribute to the Doomed (which one shall die?...which shall I discard?)

TRAPS: (7)

2x Magic Jammer (Oh no...a burning land card...no wait...scratch that)

2x Trap Hole (oh no a Summoned Skull...good-bye Summoned Skul)

1x Mirror Force (you can't hurt me)

1x Call of the Haunted (my fisherman has come back to serve all)

1x Imperial Order (was that a Monster Reborn?)

I copied this deck from Someguy. It looked like a cool deck so I thought I'd try it out. Little did I know that it would never lose me a match.

It was a HUGE tournament where I was. At least 50 people were in the tournament, but I've never lost with my Fisherman deck before and I don't intend to now.

Round 1: (Finals...hahaha...jk jk)

Me vs. some wierdo

I had no idea what this guy was like but considering he was 33 years old and his parents drove him to the tournament, I assumed he was a...*puts hand to forehead in an L shape*...LOSER!!!

Duel 1: I had a good hand with TTTD, Jammer, Fisherman, Change of Heart and Umi. I draw and it's Witch of the Black Forest which I play in defense and set Jammer. He plays Darkfire Soldier #2 and mutilates my witch). I pull out Goblin Attack Force. My turn. The Pot of Greed I pull gets me Cyber Jar and Dark Hole. I play Change of Heart and slap down my Fisherman with my Umi. Direct attack. I'll keep it short but I think his strongest monster is Flame Champion (1900 attack) Needless to say I crushed him.

Duel 2: I end up pulling my Cyber Jar out and getting a La Jinn with 4 magics and traps. I pull a dark hole and summon my fisherman. Dark hole clears the field and the direct attacks begin. He didn't draw a monster for three turns so I crushed him.

Score 2-0

Round 2:

Me vs. Steve

Steve was pretty good but I had a slight advantage.

Duel 1: I pull out 2 Fishermans early and his Raigeki is useless. Pulverised him in 6 turns.

Duel 2: He had a little bit more skill now. He was able to combat my Fisherman a little better with a man-eater bug. But I call of the haunted it back. He plays Giant Trunade and send COTH back to my hand. We then got into an argument about the Fisherman being destroyed or not. I said it wasn't destroyed because COTH wasn't destroyed, merely sent back to my hand, but he said, it was destroyed because COTH left the field. We called the judge over and he sided with me. Steve got pissed off and said "YOU F***ING B******!!!" The judge put his cards in his deck, lifted him off the chair, and kicked him out the door with his deck box following.

Score: 4-0

Round 3:

Me vs. RJ

I hadn't seen him before but I'd seen him dueling before the tournament. He was pretty good.

Duel 1: Barely won. I ended up Cyber Jarring at the last second. That saved me. He got all magics and traps whilst I got 3 monsters. I pounded him with them.

Duel 2: I had the edge when I Raigekied his first monster, summoned 7 Colored with Umi. He played defense again. I Nobleman of Crossouted him and played another Fish. He had 2000 LP. He played defense again. I pulled TTTD.

Score: 6-0

Round 4: 7 Participants left

Me vs. Jake

Everybody who lost had left  so only the store owner, the judge, and the players remained. Unfortunately, I had to face, as everybody called him, Sugar Shake Jake.

Duel 1: He had bad draws so I dominated him with my Fisherman.

Duel 2: He got good draws this time and turned this little 1550 monster into an ENORMOUS 99,200 attack powered overload. he set it up when he stalled with Gravity Bind and SORL. He had three Magicians set with a DNA Surgery on Machines. He played Maha Vailo equipped with three Axe of Despairs and played Limiter Removal 4 TIMES with his three magicians. Following that, he played two malevolent nuzzlers to kick it up to a monstrous 99,200. My only monster was Fisherman and I had Umi out with no Mirror Force.

Duel 3: He had bad draws once more and I had the initiative to step in and clobber him.

Score: 8-1 (curse the one)

Round 5: This round was skipped because it was almost 10 p.m. and the store was three hours past closing. So we all rolled a dice and the two with the highest roll would advance to the finals. Me and this hot babe named Tiffany ended up rolling the top 2. I hit a homer when I asked her out after the tournament and she accepted.

Round 6: 2 Participants left

Me vs. Tiffany

Duel 1: I held back in the beginning and gave her some big openings but she begged me not to hold back because I liked her. So I when I went on strong, she revealed that she was holding back too. I had to really work to make a lead and ended up pulling a win from my Magical Hats.

Duel 2: I got Jinzo and Fisherman out with a Umi as well. She got nervous but ended up pulling Cyber Jar. When I attacked, she flipped the monster and we both laughed at it. I ended up pulling just as good draws as she did so it was neck-and-neck till the end. I almost didn't win but I had GAF and Nobleman of Crossout in my hand. I had 400 LP Left whilst she had 1000 but a Summoned Skull in attack mode. I needed a winner or I was screwed. I lift the card up slowly and to my breathing easy luck, it was TTTD.. I doomed her Skull and Summoned GAF for the win.

Since I won, I got 5 Tourney packs. I gave one to Tiffany for almost winning. She got Soul of the Pure in that one and a Dragon Seeker in her other pack. I pulled crap except for Giant Red Seasnake.

Props:

-To Tiffany for accepting when I asked her out

-To getting First

-To getting the Giant Red Seasick...er...I mean Seasnake

-To kicking everybody's butt in the First 4 Rounds

-To only one defeat of the day

-To having only one slop

Slop:

-Jake for beating once during our match