ATLANTIS RISING
by ShadowMiller (Kevin Miller)
Gemini Jetpack Cards, Collectibles and
Manga (http://www.geminijetpack.com)
Waterloo, ON, Canada
Entry was CAD$5.00
1st place gets $1.80 in store
credit X the number of participants, and something similar for 2nd
and 3rd.
June 16th 2003, 5:15 – 8:00
At the end of the last
tournament we played at Gemini (see Atlantis Rising June 4th), Dave,
Holly and I stayed a while afterwards to talk with Pista, the runner of these
unsanctioned Tournaments, and the store owners, Dave, Jason and Wendy. We came to the conclusion that another
tournament should be held soon, and a few after in rapid succession, in order
to judge whether such Tournaments will be popular enough here. If they are, Gemini will open up to
Officially Sanctioned Tournaments ^_^.
Anyway, ever since I
found this place, I have been having great luck. I got Yata-Garasu in my first pack of LOD, won a Legendary
Fisherman on eBay, and got a less interested player to lend me his Suijin. Unfortunately, LOD is still restricted at
Gemini until July 1st, disallowing my Legendary Oceans and Magic
Reflector to protect them. Oh well,
maybe next time…
Anyway, my record at
Gemini currently stands at 8-4-0, in a W-L-T format. Just my luck: Dave’s
stats are exactly the same. This means
that chances are we will have to duel each other right off the bat this time,
and Dave beats me 2/3 times. Here a few
stats on Dave, as well as a few other duelists I know:
Duelist ID: SpikedNinja
Gemini Record: 8-4-0
Deck Type: Relinquished
Beatdown
Signature Cards That Piss
Me Off: Relinquished, Nobleman
of Extermination, Giant Germ
Duelist ID: (none)
Gemini Record: (not sure,
but lower than mine)
Deck Type: Warrior
Signature Cards That Piss
Me Off: Princess of Tsurugi, Buster Blader, Lightning
Blade
Duelist ID: (none)
Gemini Record: (none)
Deck Type: Burner
Signature Cards That Piss
Me Off: Burning
Land, Gravity Bind, Hinotama
And then Pista’s just a
mystery to me – he seems to run a standard Beatdown/Relinquished deck, but I
have no idea what his stats or ID are.
He’s the leading duelist at Gemini, and is definitely better than us,
but not indestructible (I gave him his first Tournament defeat on the 4th ^_^).
Anyway, onto the report:
These are the contents of my deck, ATLANTIS RISING:
Monsters
(23)
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[3x]
Amphibian Beast
[3x] 7
Colored Fish
[2x]
Aqua Spirit
[2x]
Cure Mermaid
[2x] High
Tide Gyojin
Suijin
(borrowed)
The
Legendary Fisherman
Mother
Grizzly
Island
Turtle
Maryokutai
Trap
Master
Cyber
Jar
Man-Eater
Bug
Magician
of Faith
Wall of
Illusion
Hayabusa
Knight
Magic
(15)
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[3x] Umi
[2x]
Offerings to the Doomed
Malevolent
Nuzzler
Raigeki
Monster
Reborn
Soul
Exchange
United We
Stand
Mage
Power
Giant
Trunade
Change of
Heart
Prohibition
Dark Hole
Trap (7)
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[3x]
Tornado Wall
Torrential
Tribute
Waboku
Magic
Drain
Shift
TOTAL 45
I added the third
Amphibian Beast that I won during the last Tounament, replacing my Crab Turtle,
as well as the killer effects of Legendary Fisherman(which replaced my Deepsea
Warriors) and Suijin. I also found the
7 Colored Fish I lost before the last Tournament and added it back in. I took out Witch of the Black Forest,
because when I thought about it, it wasn’t really helping me. Magic-wise, I added the staple Raigeki that
I got in my first pack of LOB (that’s right, I had never bought LOB before),
and a United We Stand that I got after work the day before the Tournament. Bitchin’!.
My Traps hold constant with last time.
Oh, and by the way, Trap Master and Hayabusa Knight are only in my deck
because of the MetaGame – too many people around here like to use Gravity Bind,
my most despised of all traps. While
I’m on the subject, my most hated monster is Jinzo and my most hated magic is
Fissure.
First Match – Kevin
Miller vs. Chris, but not the aforementioned Chris (Beatdown/Control)
Duel 1
He got a bit of
damage off me initially with a Neo the Magic Swordsman because I couldn’t get a
monster first turn. The next turn I set
up my Umi Tornado combo, and after several more turns, he realized that he had
no magic/trap removal and as such could not win.
6200 – 5550 (forfeit)
Duel 2
Neither of us got any
monsters until I got 7 Coloured Fish with Umi and attacked directly. He used Change of Heart, tributed for
Summoned Skull, and attacked my….Tornado Wall.
He forfeited immediately.
8000 – 6000 (forfeit)
Excellent, he wasn’t able
to get out any Bistro Butchers against me, only a Dream Clown that I killed
with a Cyber Jar in Duel 1. Heh,
control nothing…
Second Match – Kevin
Miller vs. Colin (Leftover Toons)
Duel 1
He got some damage
off me using Opticlops (shtoopid name) equipped with a Sword of Deep-Seated. I at some point used Umi Tornado combo and
actually got to use my Legendary Fisherman and Suijin to finish him off. Pista was watching after finishing off Dave
in record time, and was wondering where I finally got my Legendary
Fisherman. Heh, the look on his face…
5700 – 0
Duel 2
Essentially the same
thing happened, but as soon as I tributed for my Amphibian Beast and attacked
directly, he drew Trap Hole. He got
pissed and gave up.
8000 – 5400 (forfeit)
Just a note: I have to give this guy some level of
credit, as he was using some of Pista’s old Pegasus cards and a few LOD. He left his deck at home. Anyway so far I was undefeated, and so was
Pista. D’oh…
Third Match – Kevin
Miller vs. Pista (Beatdown/Relinquished/Magic-Trap Removal)
Duel 1
He re-tooled his Deck
with some Magic/Trap removal to limit my Umi Tornado combos and thereby get
revenge for last time. It worked. I didn’t keep track of these duels because
they were too funny. He was PARANOID. He
Mystical Space Typhoon’d or Magic Jammer’d everything I set. He won the first and third duels, with
Summoned Skull and my Reborn’d Amphibian Beast. I won the second by default because I found out he was running
illegal amounts of Cyber Jars and Witches of the Black Forest. I was unable to get any Umi Tornado combos
at all, but this was hilarious.
1st: Pista
2nd: Me
3rd: Pista….
D’oh….
In conclusion with
this Tournament, I lost to the guy-to-beat and came in second. Out of six.
Which is why we never had a fourth round. I got me $6 in store credit, but didn’t get anything with it yet. Here’s my rundown:
Props:
-Me getting so many
good cards lately: United We Stand, Raigeki, Legendary Fisherman, and a
borrowed Suijin.
-FINALLY GETTING
LEGENDARY FISHERMAN! I was gonna get an
ulcer!
-Getting six bucks in
store credit!
-Getting second place,
raising my stats to 15-6-0.
-Gemini for getting
Metal Raiders again.
-Pista for being
ridiculously paranoid.
-Hitting Dave with a
9750 direct damage combo today at lunch – it was like a nine-card combo!!
Slops:
-Pista’s constant
monster removal.
-Huge lack of
attendance.
-Dave fighting with
Holly.
-Dave being mad at
his deck.
-Fissure.
-Not realizing I
could use LOD cards until I left my Legendary Oceans at home.
-Chris Campos, for
being the biggest wuss ever. He was
actually afraid to come to this sparsely attended Tournament because he wouldn’t
do good!!
-Kids who are like
eight and get their parents to buy all their cards. What’s the honour in that!? Your winning using the rare cards in
your parents’ Deck. There weren’t any
of these kids there, but they just really piss me off and give the game a bad
name.
Final Thoughts:
-Why does Upper Deck
rename the cards so crappily?
-I would have gotten
first if this were official – Pista would’ve been disqualified for his deck
violations.
-Why are there so
many artworks for Blue Eyes White Dragon?
-Why do people show
up at these Tournaments just to watch, but bring their decks and challenge the losers?
-I need to get my own
Suijin.
-Why do people use
Sword of Deep-Seated? If you actually
like the additional effect, Horn of the Unicorn is much better. I prefer Malevolent Nuzzler, as it gives you
the choice.
-The Japanese name
for Yata-Garasu is 800 Crows, while the English meaning is just Crow. What happened to the other 799!?
-Finally, Chris
Campos is a wuss. If you don’t buy cards,
how do you expect to get better cards?
If you don’t enter Tournaments, how do you get experience? Easy.
You annoy the people you follow around and use pity as an excuse to get
their cards for free, then wonder why they want to kick your ass in a
Tournament. Get a job, deadbeats. Buy your own cards to get a real idea of
their value. I have spent only my own
money, sweat and blood on my Deck, and the feeling of creating such a graceful
harmonious artwork is indescribable. In
short, get a job, get your own cards, and don’t be a frickin’ wuss!! You won’t
get better by feeling sorry for yourself.
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