From: Alan Lau [got_msg@hotmail.com]
Sent: Monday, June 09, 2003 1:35 AM
To: profpoke@pojo.com
Subject: Hand Less Destruction, World of Books, San Leandro, CA

The Path of the Hand Destruction

Allen Scherazarde

World of Books 6.08.03

San Leandro, CA

16 participants, $5 entry, Tournament pack for entering

Three Brackets: beginner, intermediate, advanced

Monsters:

Spear Dragon x2

Air Knight Parshath

Penguin Soldier

Faith Magician x2

Sagan

White Magical Hat x2

Nimble Momonga x3

Jinzo

Wotbf

Kycoo x2

Fiber Pod

Cyber Pod

Cannon Soldier x2

Magic/Trap:

Thunderbolt

Theft

Early Burial

Angel's Gift x2

Black hole

Holy Barrier

Call from the grave

Tempest

Harpy Feather Sweep

Change of Heart

Raise Dead

Robin Goblin x2

Confiscation

Deliquent Duo

Forceful Sentry

Imperial Decree

Magic Jammer

Swords of Revealing Light

Total: 40

Returning to the tournament scene after 2 months in hiding I am finally back on the tournament scene. But for how long? I don’t know because everyone seems to be ducking out. Either they are getting sick of the yugh, or they just can’t hang anymore with all these new sets coming out. We need to revitalize the yugh. Before the duel Melvin lends me his exiled force, tight stuff man, it ended up saving me hellsa times.

Anyways here is the summary for the day if you are sick of reading K Force tournament reports. If you are sick of it, why are you even reading this? Like I said after 2 months hiatus, I burst back into the scene with the fearsome hand less deck. Thinking the rust would slow me down, but a true K Force never loses their touch. Even though I am one of the low ranking members of K Force, I still can roll up on people.

Today’s opponents are Matt, Brandon, Donald, Kevin, and Joseph.

1-Matt

I have never seen this guy before at world of books. Probably started coming after I left, but oh well. This guy runs a good warrior deck along with the rarest cards in the game.

This guy 5 yatas, 5 boxes. Me and 2 other K Force members so far. 3 boxes, no yatas. WTF?! Anyways I wasn’t scared of those dirty crows (or pigeons which I like to call it).

First duel I didn’t know what he was running, so I felt him out by playing defensively and just using forceful sentry and confiscation. Needless to say playing defense gets me no where these days. Second duel I proceeded to go to work on him. Took out his whole hand in a matter of 5 turns or so. No cards, no options, no win. Third duel was a little more intense because he grabbed yata. I had an open field, but the pigeon ran smack into a mirror....a mirror force that is! I sent that pigeon to the dumps and told white magical to roast the rest. 1-0

2- Brandon a.k.a. Mr. King of Hearts

Haven’t seen this guy in 2 months, still going on strong as one of the top duelist at world of books. But K Force is making a come back because SOMEONE (hint: Mr. Dark Magician) can’t stave off the rest of what remain of the saiyans or life force. His hand less deck style is good, but no match for the straight up hand less version of K Force. His deck is based on some hats and drains and deliquent duos like mines. Only difference is he has pigeon and I don’t. 2-0

3=- Donald

His other deck was so much more vicious. I mean his new one is cool because it is a card advantage counter style, but if it doesn’t fall through, man it’s over. The first one I got pounded because he started off with pot of greed and 2 gracefuls. No advantage for me as he takes out my whole hand and I hang on card for card. Next 2 duels though he doesn’t get as lucky. Then the true face shows as I take out the reigning champion at world of books. 3-0

4-=- Kevin

This guy beat up marcus and when I mean beat up I mean he got vicious pecked at by a flock of birds. Marcus how are you going to lose to a bird? I soon found out the hard way. I won the first duel by viciously cutting through his defense by playing beatdown style. Remove and attack. Second duel he is at 3400 and I am at 5200 I have 1 card, Raigeki. He has no monsters and proceeds to attack my open field...WITH THE BIRD! All I can do is throw out some profanities and that ends my game. Stupid dirty pigeon! Well I would have my revenge as I whomped on him and then shot him up like a drive by down by East 14th Oakland style with Cannon Soldier. Blam blam blam!

5=-= Joseph...

Oh man this must be my lucky day to be able to meet him in the finals. I have been hunting this guy ever since he beat me 2-0 in the opening round 2 1/2 months ago. I never forgot and I don’t intend to let him off. He won the first, but that was just a test round to see what deck it was. Next one I killed his hand with 2 white magical hats. Final duel I had field advantage of 4 monsters 1000 atk each. He had no hand. 2 turns and that was game.

Finished the day 5-0, not bad.

Props to: K Force first and foremost. K Kaiba, Ishi, Redline B Keif v 2.0, Marc, Ching, Chris, Blue Eyes Azn dave, Andy, Alex and the Legendary Ultra Rare Rodel. Props also to Melvin for letting me borrow his exile haha without it....yeah I would’ve still won, but it let me win faster! and Pojo for posting my stuff even though I still don’t know how to line break and I speak in jibberish tongue.

Piss Offs: Who the hell are these Reversed KNightS?! Yeah I can afford yugioh AND still buy Jordan’s, what?! I paid for all that shit myself with my hard earned money and you still hate? What is the matter with you? All you haters, you’re not even worth it.

Comments? Questions? Please Send E-mail to: Ne0damien@yahoo.com, all flames or quips will be read, laughed at, then deleted