Time: Noon

Place: All About Sports, Winston-Salem NC

Entrance Fee: $7.00

Entrants: 20

Prizes: First- $30.00 store credit

Second- $20.00 store credit

Third- $10.00 store credit

1 pack for entering

Welcome all to chapter three in the epic story of extreme spazoidness. Enter the Hyper Spastic Beatdown. This time around I removed Spell Canceller in favor of Freed (As I got so many suggestions through email to do so) and completely nixed my Spears for some more 1900+ATK monsters. Well here we go again, Hyper Spastic Beatdown:

1x Jinzo (Traps, traps, how obsolete…)

1x Freed the Matchless General (So thoughtful about his next move. Maybe I should take a lesson)

1x Guardian Sphinx (Such a big cat is scary buisness)

2x Goblin Attack Force (So much pounding, so little time…)

1x Luster Dragon (Hates to fight? I beg to differ)

3x Gemini Elf (Kukukuku…I wonder what to do with these…)

1x Breaker the Magical Warrior (Broken. Darn.)

1x Tribe-infecting Virus (Achoo!! Oh, I'm sorry. Did I blow away your field?)

1x Don Zaloog (Guns for knives? Who came up with this stuff?)

1x Witch of the Black Forest (I think I like that one thank you)

1x Exiled Force (X'ed out)

1x Dol Dora (AKA Twin-Headed Behemoth)

1x Sangan (Beware the fuzz, for it is power)

1x Cyber Jar (Must be smiling about something…)

1x Fiber Jar (Trees. If I like these a lot does that make me a tree hugger?)

1x Sasuke Samurai (Face-down burn like a mother f***er)

1x Raigeki (Burned to the ground)

1x Dark Hole (Sucked up. Not letting you come back)

1x Harpies Feather Duster (A maid's best friend)

1x Change of Heart (Let me pick that one please)

1x Monster Reborn (Mutant plunger!!)

1x Pot of Greed (Wait, wasn't Greed one of those ten deadly sins? Oh well.)

1x Graceful Charity (Grab some extra cards for opening up the options)

2x Mystical Space Typhoon (Cyclone. Cyclone, cyclone, cyclone)

2x Book of Moon (Sasuke gets some extra help with this)

1x Snatch Steal (I swear I will give it back…)

1x Premature Burial (Ugh. They thought they got a nap? Nope)

1x United we Stand (Really large dudes are scary)

1x Mage Power (lost in their own thoughts inside their little heads)

1x Ring of Destruction (A raging inferno surrounding a ring of death and pain. How fun!!)

1x Magical Cylinders (Bounce!)

1x Mirror Force (Again I say it, Bounce!)

1x Ceasfire (Flip effects? Not a chance)

1x Imperial Order (And Benny did decree that pie shall no longer be eaten…)

1x Call of the Haunted (Another recursion card? Not obssesive at all)

Jill and I got there rather early compared to what we usually get there and entered.. We both got shiz-oola in out packs (no surprise) and pranced around the story merrily. Jhon showed up, but only stayed a little because he had to help his dad with the car. Oh well. Maybe next week…never mind he said he was gonna miss that onw too. Boy, that sucks. Since the Bargain House (the other tournament that I ussually go to but I can't go any more untill next January) didn't hold their tourney this week, All About Sports got the back-up from it. So I saw Skylar and Nick and said hello. Anywho, the first round began and I got matched up against Robert. He beat me many times before, but was obviously a little off his game today.

First duel was pretty quick. He Confiscationed early on and chucked Dold Dora, my only monster. He then played two face-down and ended. My move, I Heavy Storm, he jammers it. Next I Monster Reborn Dol Dora and attack his face-down Mask of Darkness, so he returns Magic Jammer. I lay one and he Dust Tornadoes it. My poor Calll of the Haunted didn't stand a chance. He layed Bazoo and removed some stuff and burned my Dora. Next turn I sac my returned Dora for my faithful and loyal Jinzo. It was all uphill from there.

Second game he Delinquent Duoed me. Stupid thing made me discard Magic Cylinders and Mystical Space Typhoon. He layed a card and ended. I Dark Holed it and raped him directly with the Witch. After that hes was stuck with a bunch of flipp-effect monsters and I just pulled Sasuke on his as…bottom. He also had a late game Lily that he could only pay for once, and he was down for the count. Good game though.

Winner-Me

Jill squeaked by in the third duel by like 300 life points a-la her magnets (again with those annoying things) and Skylar and Nick advanced. Jill was up against…I want to say Skylar but I am not sure. I was faced up against Nick next round, which I hate because whenever I went to the Bargain House he thouroughly thrashed me. Iassumed this time wasn't going to be any different. Next up, here we go.

First game I was ahead for almost the entire game. His stupid nimble Momongas and Scapegoats just wouldn't go away and my Freed was forced to just plopw on through them. He tried to Snatch Steal Freed once but I reminded him of the effect and let him take it back. So next turn he Snatched my Gemini Elves but I Book of Mooned them in response, leaving them in defense mode but stil under my control. Then He Dark Holed Freed, reborned and screwed with my own card. How embarresing.

Next game, I owneed right out. Sphinx, Order and Tribe-Infecting Virus were all on the field at once so he was screwed. I ended it by change of hearting his Giant Orc, burning Lily with the Virus and Attacking direct for game.

Next game I am still kicking myself for. Again, Scapegoats and Momongas held out against Freed, but eventually he started laying other monster. He played a card in defense. I robably should have searched my deck for Sasuke (thank you Freed) but nooooo! I had to summon some freaking elves! Not only that, I didn't attack his card in defense with either of my guys, leaving him open tribute for the mighty Jinzo, who (along with lily next turn) made me it's B***. Poor me, I lost. Oh well, this guy is good so deserved to go on.Good job, Nick.

Winner-Nick

Jill lost that round to, so we cried and moped and scowled at everybody for the next seventeen million…milliseconds. Then we got over it. Only Tiras, Nick, Skylar, and Justin were left and Sklyar ended up winning, with Nick coming in second. I don't know who came in third between Justin and Tiras though. Anyway, we all had fun, went over to Burger king afterwards and had a lot of fun. I ended up trading a bucnh of stuff I wasn't using and my Heavy Strom for 2 Dark Magician Girls. Itraded one away for SpellShield Type-8, Catapult Turtle, and The Fiend Megacyber (URG! Yes I fiannly got one back and it is going in my deck. Whenever I draw that card I am happy to see it for some reason…). Lastly, I wouyld just like to say that if you are a thief and you are reading thisknow this: I am going to get you. I am going to find where you live (yes, all of you) and rip your throats out one by one if you don't repent right now for stealing and never steal again. And I am watching (I can see the paranois in your face as you read this) so don't hink I don't know.

So time for the good, the bad and the ugly.

-Skylar and Nick coming. They should come more often, it makes it more interesting.

-Me getting two Dark Magician Girls. Maybe I should start a magician deck…

-Freed being such a BA (short hand for Bad @$$).

-Burger King. I don't know how they put up with us every Saturday. Maybe it has something to do with the gobs and gobs of cash we bring in…

-FLCL. That show rules you soul. No joke, it is addictive.

-Fiend Megacyber finally returning to me. I wish I had it for the tourney though.

-Getting out second round. <Waterfall tears>

-No way I am going to make the tourney next week. SAT's.

-I am gonna miss halloween too. How gay is that?

-Censorship. They ruin so many pictures in the american version…

-Cash. If only I had more…

-Jhon having to miss the tourney. It was so much less fun without him.

And that ends this installment of the Hyper Spastic Beatdown. Untill next time, this is Ryan signing off. If you need me, I will be at kappasinmyhead@hotmail.com.