Well my day started off at 5am when the alarm awoke me from my pleasent slumber the night before. I got dressed and took a shower and waited until 6am when my grandpa picked me up. We left and went to pick up Severed Legion and we headed on our way to a 711 by Heidi Craig's house so she could take Legion, Jake, Jerry and I to the regionals, she herself had to run pokemon but the kind person she was let us tag along too for yugioh. We arrived in Orlando at the Orange County Convention Center around 8am but we parked at the wrong building so we had to walk around downtown orlando for over 30 minutes in the cold carrying 100+ boxes of pokemon,laptop,printer, plus all of our cards. When we got to the right building in was a pain in the ass to find the right place to go. We got in the right place around 9.30 nearly an hour and a half of walking around(and for us fat people that isnt easy) I went to get my decklist and made sure to fill it out accordingly including a sidedeck. The following deck is what I registered:

Monsters-14
3x D.D Warrior Lady
2x Don Zaloog
1x Spirit Reaper
1x Witch
1x Sangan
1x Yata
1x Sinister Serpent
1x Tribe Infection Virus
1x Breaker the Magical Warrior
1x Vampire Lord
1x Jinzo

Spells-20
7x Staples
3x MsT
2x Prenegators
2x Scapegoat
1x Heavy Storm
1x Snatch Steal
1x Mirage
1x Preemy
1x Painful
1x Nobleman

Traps-6
2x Torrential Tribute
2x Waboku
1x Call of the Haunted
1x Imperial Order

Sidedeck
2x Kycoo the Ghost Destroyer
2x Goblin Attack Force
2x Reinforcements of the Army
1x Spirit Reaper
1x Mirror Force
1x Confiscation
1x Dark Jeroid
1x Fiber Jar
1x Airknight Parshath
1x Nobleman of Crossout
1x Torrential Tribute
1x Scapegoat

I go around prospecting trade and olny make one. I trade Skull Archfiend of Lightning for a Mudora so I can build fairys. I meet Adam/chaos emperor dragon and justin kill. I play adam and beat him 2-0 despite his nasty hands though mine were just as bad. I guess Im 3rd in the world now right?????

Deck registration and getting started up was a slow process and I thought it would get better as the day went along but it only got worse.

Round 1- Me Vs. Some Girl
1- She was extremely good from the start. Her goblins got an early lead on me and her spears ripped apart my goats. She ended up winning without me putting up much of a fight.

2- I quickly sided in mirror force and a 3rd TT for 2 goats. It was a hard fought battle that she probably shouldve won. I was down low in Lp and she summoned another monster for the win only to meet my TT and I topdeck a Yata.

3-This was hilarious my opening hand was pot,gc,dd,painful, yata. She goes first. I end up getting a first turn yata lock with the draw power I had. Hrrhrrhrrr.

I quickly go and check with my 3 friends and they all lost 1st round. I talk to Somexguy and he too had lost.

Round 2

Me vs. the Koolest guy in the World

1- Plain and simple I got spanked like an english school girl. I had no chance from the start. His imperial order just straight shut me down with a handful of magic and a yata.

2- As this guy would say "the sexy party began" he was a bt scary saying sexy in every sentence. This was a battle to go down into history. My Vampire Lord against his suicided. He topdecked something and set. We were both down around 3000. I draw a reborn and get Jinzo rather than Vampy for security as it was the right choice seeing as Magic Cylinder was face down.

3- Another battle had begun. The sexy party had reached its sexiest point. My vampire was out and 2 turns in a row I topdeck draw power. He tries to snatch the vampy but meets my MsT and from there he got some crappy draws. He tried to bluff his way out of it but my Jinzo late game was a little too much for his facedown Delinquent Duo.

Round 3-
Me Vs. I Dont Remember

1- He had an odd jumbled deck and I was a bit lost playing against it. I finish this game with 6200 lp with a jinzo, vampy and a dd on the field.

2- He didnt touch me I win 8000-0. I was confused as to why he won his previous 2 rounds.

Round 4-
Me Vs Zombie Dude

1- He played a zombie deck with no vampire lord so I figure a nice easy win well I was wrong. I topdecked 4 m/t removal cards in a row against a partrician of darkness.

2- I drew 3 dd and call of the haunted and preemy 1st hand. Worst draw ever. I draw and get a reborn. By this time im choking myself byt the strings of my card carrier. He ends up beating me again. I cant handle Partrician of Darkness book of moons and a spirit reaper I got mised.

Round 5

Me vs Mr Momonga

1- He loved his life healing squirrels. I X'ed out 1 and sent in a zaloog for some hand depletion draining his raigeki. I later send in my jinzo against his 2 set Wabokus and send in DD's to finish up his remaining squirrels. He makes a late game move with tribe but it meets the snatch steal I had in my hand for game

2- He raigeki'd My V-Lord around turn 3 not knowing hed come back and we had to call a judge because he was so fking ignorant. He sent out a goblin attack force which met a mirror force followed by me reboring it summoning dd and hitting him for 5800 and a win.

Round 6

I looked at the sheet and saw I had to play someguy and table 11 and was delighted. But people had to go and dropped so the pairings changed so instead I had to play the most annoying kid you'll ever meet in your life.

1- Im slaughtering and bring out a jinzo he tries to chain matter transporter to the summon. I call a judge and he gets told he cant. He whines and cries but I tell him to shut up. He says im a cocky @#%$ so I call a judge and he says if the kid keeps it up hed get dq'ed. This pisses the kid off and he loses a lot of confidence. I beat him easily by X'ing out his fiber.

2-He tries to chain breakers effect to IO, yet again I get a judge. Late game he has no cards on field and I have a Kycoo I sided in and a don zaloog attack. I discard and remove the jinzo in his hand and a vampire lord. He complains saying since I made them attack at the same time they happen at once. I tell him if it keeps him from crying I dont care. Next turn I sac zaloog for my own jinzo and his f/d mirror force cant stop me. He refused to sign the yellow form for 10 minutes and got me pissed off until I threatened to call a judge. He straightened up and left with his mommy.

It was nearly 6 o' Clock and 2 rounds left to play to determine top 8. I go and check my ranking and Im ranked 9th and my friend Jerry 11th. Heidi sent her kids home and let us stay because shes just nice like that. They gave us until 7 to eat and meet in room 311C. I eat a pretzel and a banana smoothie costing me $7.50 which is Fkn ridiculous. I go to 311C to see people playing dothack. I play them and lose and do some trading. We start round 7 and the hell pursuing my game.

Round 7
Me Vs. Rob
He plays a pure zombie deck. 3 vampire lord and even card of safe return to draw cards.

1- He beating me horribly I manage to get a vampire removed and he stupidly flips a fiber. He painfuls and gets 2 vampy in the graveyard. Next turn I clear the field and send in Kycoo and remove. He got shut down from there.

2- Plain and simple I was owned. He had out 2 Vampys and the best I could do was clear the field and get shots in at his Lp, but it wasnt enough as he finished with 1200.

3- I side in 2 goblins which was a smart choice. He had 2 vampires out against me yet again and I had the chance to remove them all but it wouldve left me yata locked and I wasn't sure if he ran a yata. So I set ss. My turn I draw snatch steal and sac a vampy for a jinzo and kill his other vampy. He topdecks fiber and we start all over. He has 2200 and he sets another monster my turn I play Hfd nobleman then a Goblin GG.

We go to sign the yellow sheet and he says thats not his name and talks to a judge. The judge says he lost anyway for not showing up to his match in 10 minutes. I was rewarded a win for my opponent not showing up. He threw a tantrum saying this card game was his life until I told him to get a new one. He delayed us by an hour and a half until the judge bluntly told him to shut the fu|ck up. So the final round before top 8 was up and I was going in ranked as 3rd or 4th dont remember ;|

Round 8
Me vs. Marvin the Master Strategist

1- His nimbles gain him quick health and his goblins lower mine. I eventually get him down to 2100 with my zaloog and I have 3200 lp. He topdecks Giant Rat gets a Lily good game.

2- We are both down low again. He stalls with nimble and is down to 1300 with my tribe aginst him topdecking. He topdecks change of heart and smacks me around for the game. I credit him because I wasn't sure how his deck would run and really underestimated him.

I waited for top 8 and prayed Id get in. Judges said before hand 2 6-2's were going to get in and I was sure Id be one of them. It comes up and my name isn't called. I check the list only to find out I finish 9th. I felt so bad. Id rather get dead last place than 9th. I did better than 125 other people but walked away with the same da|mn prize and no respect and a feeling that I wasted 11 hours of my life and $15 to enter. Somexguy was ranked 4th or 5th so I wished him luck and left immediately as heidi needed to smoke a cigarette and go to the bathroom as some of you pojo people are well aware of =p. My view of the event was that it was horribly organized and time consuming. The judges knew next to nothing about the game except for one. Fx was very large and had next to little instructions on where to go. My highlight of the day was getting spiderman's autograph and batgirl's with her pic. If you saw me there let me know I wore a shirt that said normal people scare me and made quite a few scenes.