Springfield’s Finest – Homer’s German Ownage – By Homer J. Simpson

A World Of Books – San Leandro, CA

January 17, 2004

 

3 Archfiend Soldier

3 D.D. Warrior Lady

3 Gemini Elf

1 Dark Hole

1 Graceful Charity

1 Harpie’s Feather Duster

1 Breaker The Magical Warrior

1 Exiled Force

1 Fiber Jar

1 Monster Reborn

1 Painful Choice

1 Pot Of Greed

1 Jinzo

1 Sangan

1 Sinister Serpent

1 Premature Burial

1 Raigeki

1 Snatch Steal

1 Tribe-Infecting Virus

1 Witch Of The Black Forest

1 Yata-Garasu

3 Torrential Tribute

1 Call Of The Haunted

1 Imperial Order

3 Mystical Space Typhoon

2 Nobleman Of Crossout

1 Change Of Heart

1 Mirror Force

1 Ring Of Destruction

 

Tournament Fee - $6

Single Elimination – 5 Rounds

Advanced Bracket

 

“Time for some GERMAN OWNAGE!”

 

1st Round – Homer J. Simpson Vs. Blake

 

Winner:  Homer J. Simpson (2-1)

 

First duel, took out his hand and Yata-Locked him.  Second duel, he brings me down to 1200 life points and tribes my tomato and attacks for the win.  Third duel, I proceeded to Yata-Lock him but I used Drop Offs to get bigger hits for the win.  I avenged you Edwin!

 

2nd Round - Homer J. Simpson Vs. Rodel

 

Winner:  Homer J. Simpson (2-0)

 

No offense Rodel but I completely owned you.  My hand control was too strong for him.  No Guardian Sphinx 0wnage today!  Haha!  I got my revenge!

 

3rd Round - Homer J. Simpson Vs. David (Edwin’s friend)

 

Winner:  Homer J. Simpson (2-0)

 

He couldn’t pull off his little scientist kill.  My hand control was too strong for him and I just totally ran him over.  I think I Yata-Locked him in one duel also.  We played one duel after our tourney match and he got me the with the scientist kill.  =/  Lol!  He couldn’t do it in our tourney match.

 

4th Round (Semi-Finals) - Homer J. Simpson Vs. Kevin

 

Winner:  Kevin (2-0)

 

First duel, I proceeded to lock him but somehow he counters and wins.  =/ Second duel, he changes my Tomato into his Jinzo and owns me.  Arrgh!  Oh well.  Can’t win them all.  Donald, you better avenge me!  Cause if you don’t!  *Shakes fist*

 

Post-Game Comments:

-          Me losing to Kevin (*Shakes fist*)

-          Springfield’s Finest for getting far (except Billy)

-          Gus for getting new cards for his deck (Jinzo, Raigeki, Heavy, Call)

-          David for making it far (first time playing at WOB)

-          Kevin for winning the tourney (Good shit!)

-          Donald for making it to finals (Good shit!)

-          Round Table for tasting so good

-          Eagles coming from behind and beat the Packers in OT (Eagles all the way!)

-          Nate (Duke Devlin of A-1 Supreme) for helping me with my deck

 

Springfield’s Finest:

James

- Homer (Leader)

Reggie

- Barney

Edwin

- Clancy

Julian

- Otto

Billy

- Lenny

Gustavo

- Bumble Bee Man

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Probable Recruits:

Jared

- ?????

David

- Ned Flanders

Terrance

- ?????

 

James P. – Homer J. Simpson (Leader of Springfield’s Finest)

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