Springfield’s
Finest – Homer’s German Ownage – By Homer J. Simpson
A
World Of Books – San Leandro, CA
January
19, 2004
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Monsters: 17 2
Archfiend Soldier 2
D.D. Warrior Lady 2
Spirit Reaper 1
Breaker The Magical Warrior 1
Exiled Force 1
Fiber Jar 1
Jinzo 1
Magical Scientist 1
Sangan 1
Sinister Serpent 1
Tribe-Infecting Virus 1
Vampire Lord 1
Witch Of The Black Forest 1
Yata-Garasu |
Spells: 16 3
Mystical Space Typhoon 1
Change Of Heart 1
Confiscation 1
Dark Hole 1
Delinquent Duo 1
Graceful Charity 1
Harpie’s Feather Duster 1
Mirage Of Nightmare 1
Monster Reborn 1
Pot Of Greed 1
Premature Burial 1
Raigeki 1
Snatch Steal 1
The Forceful Sentry |
Traps: 7 3
Magic Drain 1
Call Of The Haunted 1
Imperial Order 1
Mirror Force 1
Ring Of Destruction |
Tournament
Fee - $6
Single
Elimination – 5 Rounds
Advanced
Bracket
Wow! I must have gotten to WOB around 1:30. I was like “Damn, I’m going to miss the tourney.” Alex told me the tourney didn’t start so I went inside the store and asked David if I can still sign up. He said “No!” I was like “Damn!” David said, “Give me your money and don’t be late again!” I was like “Cool, thanks.” I noticed some new faces and some familiar faces at the same time. The new faces were Edwin’s friend’s Ryan and Brian (Representing Hobby Town). Ryan is #1 there. The familiar faces I saw were those Galaxy people with their energy sleeves and what not. What are they trying to do? Win our tourney? Welp! It’s time for WOB to defend our store again from these intruders. Anyways, “Time for some GERMAN OWNAGE!”
1st
Round – Homer J. Simpson Vs. Julian (Otto of Springfield’s
Finest)
Last
time we played, Julian defeated me 2-1 and ended up advancing all the way to the
Semis. Freaking A, I’m going to get
some revenge.
Winner: Homer J. Simpson
(2-1)
He
took the first one. Got me low and
change of hearted my only defense and killed me. I take the next two duels. Hand control owned him. After the duel, I shook Julian’s hand for
a great duel. Got my revenge from
two weeks ago. *Shakes
fist*
2nd
Round - Homer J. Simpson Vs. Ryan (Hobby Town’s #1 Player)
Winner: Homer J. Simpson (2-1)
I
take the first duel. Forgot how but
I did. Second duel, I try to
survive a Yata-Lock until he finally attacks me with a D.D. Warrior Lady and
rings it for the win. Third duel
just completely owned him with scientist and beat him down to 0. After the duel, I shook Ryan’s hand for
a great duel. Got respect, I mean,
he is #1 at Hobby Town.
3rd
Round - Homer J. Simpson Vs. Alex (Zack of Avalanche)
Last
time we met in a tourney, he was apart of Springfield’s Finest and now is a
member of Avalanche. I’m going to
make you pay for that. *Shakes
fist*
Winner: Homer J. Simpson
(2-0)
Sorry
Alex, but I just owned you man. No
disrespect, but that’s the only way I can describe how I won. After the duel, I shook Alex’s hand for
a good duel.
4th
Round (Semi-Finals) - Homer J. Simpson Vs. Edwin (Clancy of Springfield’s
Finest)
Wow! This was crazy. Leader and Co-Leader of Springfield
fighting for spot in the finals.
Gosh! Stupid David! Oh well. Shit happens. Must continue with the
tourney.
Winner: Homer J. Simpson
(2-1)
First
duel, Edwin Yata-Locked me.
Arrgh! Second duel, I gave
Edwin a piece of his own medicine and I Yata-Lock him. Third duel, I kept slapping Edwin’s
Sinister Serpent with my Sinister and I think an Archfiend. I get Edwin low to about 1000. I played it safe and didn’t attack and
ringed my Archfiend next turn for the win.
Edwin had a Fiber set! (HOW
DID I KNOW IT WASN’T SINISTER?) That’s freaking crazy! That’s what I call playing it
smart. After the duel, I shook
Edwin’s hand for a great duel.
5th
Round (Finals) - Homer J. Simpson Vs. Donald (Red XIII of
Avalanche)
Okay. It’s time for a duel of leaders: the leader of Springfield’s Finest Vs. the leader of Avalanche. Who’s going to win the tourney for their team? You’re going to find out! It’s time to D………Dance! I mean, Duel. Sorry, my mistake.
Winner: Homer J. Simpson
(2-1)
Donald
takes the first duel. I think he
locked me. And in the next two
duels, I Yata-Locked him. =D After
the duel, I shook Donald’s hand for a great duel. Respect! Yeah boy! Springfield 0wnage
baby!
Post-Game
Comments:
§
Me
winning my 5th tourney (3 WOB, 1 D&R, 1
C&J)
§
Me
getting crap in all 5 of my TP4’s
§
Springfield’s
Finest for winning its 9th tourney (James 5, Edwin 3, Billy
1)
§
Springfield’s
Finest for 0wning for the past 2 months (and counting)
§
Edwin
for getting far (Semis, lost to me =/)
§
Edwin
for pulling a Chain Destruction in his TP4 (We thought it was a Royal
Decree)
§
Nat
for 0wning for Team Rocket (Until Donald owned him! Good shit though
Nat!)
§
Nat
for trading me a Torrential and Crossout for my TP4’s (Gave them to Gus for his
deck)
§
Ryan
and Brian representing Hobby Town (You guys should become locals at
WOB)
§
Ryan
for 0wning J.P. (Fire energy guy w/ Burn Deck from Galaxy)
§
Donald
for making finals again (Good shit!)
§
Taco
Bell for tasting so awesome (Nacho Bell Grande!)
§
Galaxy
for not winning our tourney (0wned you guys again!)
§
David
for making his new Moe sleeves (in color too!)
Springfield’s
Finest:
|
James |
-
Homer (Leader) |
|
Reggie |
-
Barney |
|
Edwin |
-
Clancy |
|
Julian |
-
Otto |
|
Billy |
-
Lenny |
|
Gustavo |
-
Bumble Bee Man |
|
David |
-
Moe |
James
P. – Homer J. Simpson (Leader of Springfield’s Finest)
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