Total Chaos Assault

Matt Loyd

Game Plan

Cheyenne, Wyoming

12 people participated

Prizes: 1^st-2 packs of choice

2^nd-1 pack of choice

Entry: $5 with free pack

I got a Ceasefire and United We Stand before the tourney, and discovered the side deck. :-P My deck has undergone muchos change. I wouldve had a report up for January, but Ive been too busy working, dueling, and going to school. Anywho, heres my ever-fantastic ( :-P ) deck:

Archfiend Soldier x1 (Pure and simple beatdown.)

Cyber Jar x1 (We all know what this does.)

D. D. Warrior Lady x1 (Jinzo? bye)

Exiled Force x1 (Simple TTTD without discard.)

Gemini Elf x1 (This is here to stay, live with it.)

Jinzo x1 (Some now call him Tinzo, but I still call him the trap-negating, whoop-@$$ monster we all know and love <or hate>.)

Kycoo the Ghost Destroyer x3 (Theyre not just for V-Lord.)

Magician of Faith x1 (Many a time it has brought me a game-winning card.)

Marauding Captain x1 (Just one more dead.)

Skilled Dark Magician x1 (Beatstick, useful for DM, even if I dont play it.)

Spear Dragon x1 (Defense is no longer protective.)

Spirit Reaper x1 (Unbreakable, physically.)

Summoned Skull x1 (Old-school, but still effective.)

Tribe-Infecting Virus x1 (Infection! Die!)

Vampire Lord x1 (Everyone should have this; positively evil.)

Witch of the Black Forest x1 (Gets everything but D. D. W. L. and Skilled; hilarious when TTTDed or X-Forced.)

Axe of Despair x1 (Useful when in "despair".)

Change of Heart x1 (See, it likes me better.)

Dark Hole x1 (Space of doom!)

Graceful Charity x1 (Draw power. Gotta love it.)

Harpies Feather Duster x1 (Mai Valentine? Everyone has this.)

Mage Power x1 (M/T = Power)

Monster Reborn x1 (Oh, come on)

Mystical Space Typhoon x3 (Duh)

Pot of Greed x1 (Ill have a smoke and two cards. Thanks.)

Raigeki x1 (Goldie oldie. Always works.)

Snatch Steal x1 (Thief!)

Swords of Revealing Light x1 (Hold on while I get a Raigeki. Much better.)

Tribute to the Doomed x1 (Classic monster removal.)

United We Stand x1 (Profound; monster steroids.)

Ceasefire x1 (Effect monster army + opponents Cyber Jar = BIG damage.)

Imperial Order x1 (Ah, ah, ah! The king said no Magic!)

Ring of Destruction x1 (Play a monster, pump it, attack, Ring it, GG.)

Spell Shield Type-8 x3 (Muchos better than Magic Jammer.)

Total: 40 cards

Dark Ruler Ha Des x1 (Hes a ruler. He said no effects.)

D. D. Warrior Lady x 2 (See above description)

Don Zaloog x 2 (Dark Scorpion or not, this guys a pain in the @$$.)

Fiber Jar x1 (Reset button or field clearer, usually both.)

Yata-Garasu x1 (The evil chicken lock, my favorite.)

Confiscation x1 (You cant have this.)

Delinquent Duo x1 (Young demons gone bad <if possible>.)

Heavy Storm x1 (Weather forecast for this duel: stormy with a ?% chance of M/T destruction.)

Riryoku x1 (People see me with this, they are a-cussin.)

The Forceful Sentry x1 (You arent allowed that card. Now put it back.)

Bottomless Trap Hole x1 (New, cool-lookin, ticks people off big time.)

Drop Off x1 (Yatas got backup!)

Interdimensional Matter Transporter x1 (Take it on a vacation for a turn.)

As stated earlier, I traded an XYZ Dragon Cannon (tin) for a Ceasefire. I pulled a Bottomless Trap Hole in my free pack. It went into my side deck. My friend Willy and I dueled a little to warm up, then the tourney started.

1^st Round: Me vs. Arturo

He is usually a judge at Game Plan, but decided to play in the tourney. If you ever meet him, heres a tip: dont get on his bad side. This was funny because he was acting scared of me (some people are).

Duel 1: This went fairly quickly. Mystic Tomato was a problem here. Every time I got rid of one, another would take its place. I was able to assemble an army of beatsticks, then used Ceasefire and attacked for the win.

Duel 2: Kycoo swarmage! I got like all 3 of them out and some other effect monster and used Ceasefire (I love that card). Then my mass attacked and won.

2^nd Round: Me vs. Lucky

This is Arturos nutty little brother. He swore revenge on me for beating his bro, but that turned out different. I had to beat him to avenge Willy because he lost. If anyone has read all my reports, this is the kid that was promised Starbucks if he beat me.

Duel 1: Still the same old Warrior deck. Come on, update it or get outta here. Total creamage by Jinzo because his most-relied-on card was Fairy Box (why does he still use this?).

Duel 2: Much of the same. All I had to do was play Gemini. Believe it or not, he didnt draw one monster to protect himself.

3^rd Round: Me vs. Bye

I got a bye this round because there was Anthony (1^st), Josh (freaky winning newb), and me left. We rolled a die (or rather the judge did), and I got the odd number. Josh ended up beating Anthony (who is this kid?).

4^th Round (Finals): Me vs. Josh

This kid runs a Dark deck and always does well even though his deck isnt that good. Methinks hes a cheater. Anywho, he beat me in the first round a while back and I wanted revenge.

Duel 1: Total Kycoo ownage by him. I couldnt get both Kycoo and Mystic Plasma Zone off the field without one replacing the other. I lost badly.

Duel 2: I did much better in this duel on account of Archfiend Soldier. He bashed Kycoos left and right with no regard for MPZ. I was about to win, then he pulled Dark Hole. This kids a little TOO lucky. He proceeded to summon some dark monster and kill me.

Now for everyones favorite thing: Props and Slops.

Me getting Ceasefire

Willy coming with me

Willy winning 1 duel

Alex for trading me Ceasefire

Ceasefire for being a great, annoying card

Pulling a Creature Swap out of my prize pack

My trick for getting rares in packs working

My mom for getting Willy and me a Dark Crisis pack afterwards

Me for pulling a Reflect Bounder out of my pack

Reflect Bounder for being a cool-lookin, annoying, and lovable card (my new favorite)

Willy for pulling a Dark Master-Zorc out of his

Willy trading me the Zorc

Being able to buy Terrorking Archfiend, Dark Flare Knight, and Catapult Turtle beforehand

KFC for serving the best chicken

Pojo for posting this

You for reading this

Losing to a freak

Dana getting beat

Losing to a freak

Willy getting beat

Losing to a freak

Anthony getting beat

Losing to a freak

Patrick not showing up

Losing to a freak