Springfields Finest  Homers German Ownage  By Homer J. Simpson

A World Of Books  San Leandro, CA

January 9, 2004

 

3 Archfiend Soldier

3 Gemini Elf

3 Luster Dragon

1 Dark Hole

1 Graceful Charity

1 Harpies Feather Duster

1 Breaker The Magical Warrior

1 Exiled Force

1 Fiber Jar

1 Heavy Storm

1 Monster Reborn

1 Painful Choice

1 Jinzo

1 Sangan

1 Sinister Serpent

1 Pot Of Greed

1 Premature Burial

1 Raigeki

1 Tribe-Infecting Virus

1 Witch Of The Black Forest

1 Yata-Garasu

1 Snatch Steal

1 Call Of The Haunted

1 Imperial Order

3 Mystical Space Typhoon

2 Nobleman Of Crossout

1 Change Of Heart

1 Magic Cylinder

1 Mirror Force

1 Ring Of Destruction

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tournament Fee - $6

5 Rounds  Single Elimination

Advanced Bracket

 

After winning a tournament the previous day at C & J Collectables in Fremont, it would be nice to carry that momentum into the World Of Books tournament. I noticed some new face when I arrived at World Of Books. Brandon and a few other friends told me that they were some duelists from a card shop called Galaxy in Daly City. We must defend our store and not allow them to win our tournament. Anyways, Time for some GERMAN OWNAGE!

 

Round 1  Homer J. Simpson Vs. Volitaire

 

I heard he was running a removal deck with Kycoos, Soul Releases, to name a few cards. I heard that he removed 37 cards from his opponents deck in one duel. Uh oh!

 

Winner: Homer J. Simpson (2-1)

 

I lost the first duel. He removed a total of 10 cards from my deck from the game. He defeated me by flipping fiber and getting open hits and killed me little by little. Now I know his little strategy. I took him out in the next 2 duels. I took him one duel by just beating him down and disrupting his hand with drop offs and other control cards. The next duel, I think I Yata-Locked him.

 

Round 2  Homer J. Simpson Vs. Jake

 

Last time we met in the tourney, I rallied back from a 1-0 deficit to defeat him in the Finals. Someone is looking for some revenge.

 

Winner: Homer J. Simpson (2-0)

 

Not to disrespect Jake but I completely owned him. I just controlled his hand to a point where the cards he had were useless. I think I beat him down to 0 the first duel and I think I lock him the second duel.

 

Round 3  Homer J. Simpson Vs. Donald (Leader & Red XIII of Avalanche)

 

Last time we met in the tourney, I took him out in the 2nd round in the same day I won the tournament.

 

Winner: Homer J. Simpson (2-1)

 

First duel, I just beat him down until his life points reached 0. Second duel, I forgot how he won but he did. Third duel, I owned him with a Don and took out his hand and depleted his deck and beat him down to 0 with it.

 

Round 4 (Semi-Finals)  Homer J. Simpson Vs. Mark (Spawn from Galaxy)

 

Winner: Homer J. Simpson (2-0)

 

First duel, I bring him down to 2000 life points. I had a ring set down and he had a monster in defense and I had a Tribe in attack mode. I attack his face down monster and it was a Pyramid Turtle. He grabbed a Vampire Lord and I ringed it for the win. Second duel, I bring him down to 4600. I had a Tribe in attack mode and a ring set face down. He had a Call Of The Mummy. All I remembered is I ringed his Vampire Lord and brought him down to 2600. Then he set down a M/T face down and ended his turn. I drew a Tomato and summoned it and attacked with Tomato and Tribe. He had no counters and I won.

Round 5 (Championship Round)  Homer J. Simpson Vs. Marcus (Vincent of Avalanche)

 

Winner: Homer J. Simpson (2-0)

 

First duel, I disrupted his hand with drop offs and other hand control cards and beat him down until his life points reached 0. Second duel, I Yata-Lock him. We shook hands after having a good finals match.

 

Post-Game Comments:

-       Me winning 2 tournaments in 2 days (Good Shit!)

-       Me for pulling Chain Destruction in TP4 pack

-       Me for getting good trades

-       Me for getting a set of machines (3 X, 3 Y, 3 Z, and 3 Limiters)

-       Me for selling Edmund 4 TP4 crap packs for $13

-       Round Table for tasting so good (Got Nat again with Parmeasean trick)

-       Marcus for making it to finals (Good Shit!)

-       Edwin for losing to Francisco from Galaxy (You failure!)

 

Springfields Finest:

 

James

- Homer (Leader)

Reggie

- Barney

Ronald

- Apu

 

James P.  Homer J. Simpson (Leader of Springfields Finest)

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