Clancys Hand Ownage - By Clancy Wiggum

A World Of Books - San Leandro, CA

December 14th, 2003

18 monsters

Mechanical Chaser x 3

X-Head Cannon x 3

Barrel Dragon x 2

Cannon Soldier x 2

Jinzo

Witch of the Black Forest

Sangan

Tribe-Infecting Virus

Exiled Force

Fiber Jar

Sinister Serpant

Yata-Garasu

18 magic

Mystical Space Typhoon x 3

Pot of Greed

Graceful Charity

Dark Hole

Raigeki

Nobleman of Crossout

Change of Heart

Snatch Steal

Monster Reborn

Premature Burial

Heavy Storm

Harpie's Feather Duster

Limiter Removal x 3

Painful Choice

4 traps

Imperial Order

Mirror Force

Call Of The Haunted

Ring of Destruction

I run a Hand control deck...That deck doesn’t look much like a Hand Control. *Cough*

Tournament Entry Fee - $6

Advanced Bracket

Round 1 – Chief Wiggum Vs. Mike

Match 1 – I haven’t seen this guy duel so I didn’t know what he played. I played Forceful and soon found out what he had..Crap, Confiscation, Delinquent, Drop Off, Swords, and I think Snatch? Or Pot? I forgot. But damn, I had a tough choice..To make a long story short, my 1337 skills found a way through all of it and locked his ass.

Match 2 – After some serious topdecking, we’re both at 700. I draw, nothing. He draws, nothing. I draw, nothing. He draws, nothing. I draw, nothing. He draws, Nimble. Incase you didn’t notice, I had three turns to make a comeback. He attacks with Nimble and I lose. Jake comes over and says I had a Sinister in my grave, which I did. I was so damn pissed, I can’t believe I made such a newbie ass mistake like that..I was out for revenge.

Match 3 – I have Breaker and Don on the field, he has one M/T..That M/T was in his hand when I hit him with Yata the turn before so I thought it was fake. I Graceful and throw away two cards, and play Confiscation. I summon Yata and…Bam. Torrential. SHIT. He gets a Skilled Dark, but I Snatch his and summon my own..After a while, he’s gone.

Round 2 – Chief Wiggum Vs. Brandon

I 2-0’d him last time in the tournament, and came confident in this duel.

Match 1 – Wow, I beat him down so bad. He was at 1800, we were topdecking, Kycoo, game.

Match 2 – He had that new card (Memphesto in Japan, I believe) and that crap screwed me over in the end and killed me.

Match 3 – I think it was a Jinzo that really helped me..I planned out all his movements, and he did them exactly as I planned. Owned.

Round 3 – Chief Wiggum Vs. Bruce

I was also confident in this match..He hasn’t beat me in a 2/3 set yet. Silly Bruce said he’d beat me.

Match 1 – He was at 1600, I attack and it’s Cyber Jar, I get Breaker Kycoo Exiled..He gets Giant Germ and Sinister, I make Exiled Suicide, I make Breaker attack Germ and he goes down to 700, I ask if he is going to get another and he says he doesn’t have anymore. DAMN. I thought it’d be game, Kycoo attacks Sinister, I Forceful leaving him with all Magics..Of course, I had Imperial Order face-down.

Match 2 – I walked all over him. Owned.

Round 4 – Chief Wiggum Vs. Jake

Don’t call me cocky, but I went confident in this match also..I 2-0’d him last week (For fun)

Round 1 – Holy crap, Pot of Greed, Graceful Chairty, Delinquent Duo and The Forceful Sentry. I was pretty much about ready to give up, he had a major hand advantage and scraped me so bad.

Round 2 – Sadly, I got no hand advantages at the beginning of the duel. I found myself getting lower and lower thanks to my Scientist, but I was effectively removing his monsters. He summons Gemini and whacks my Scientist, I draw Sinister and hold him off as long as I can, but he beats me down and I was screwed.

After the tournament, I play Jake and 2-0 him.

WHAT THE HELL?!?!

I'm the guy with the Chief Wiggum sleeves.

Whee.

Props:

Me making it to the Semi-Finals

James making it far also

James taking out Edmund

Jared getting a Vampire Lord (Good shit =D)

Billy pulling Royal Decree (DAMN YOU BITCH ASS WHORE, I WANTED IT)

Slops:

Me losing to Jake

Little newbies at the Pojo boards saying we’re cowards for not posting our real decks

James losing to Steffon

Not getting a Vampire Lord, but then again, I’ll have a shitload of DCR next week. >=D

Billy getting cheated in the match with Donald, if there is a tie, there shouldn’t be no ‘Highest lifepoint’ bullshit, there should be another 2 out of 3 set.

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