Anyway, today we're reviewing an old classic, a
symbolic reminder of American obesity. It is indeed
food that consumes us. I'm sure my ass has been
featured on some health documentary, shuffling
through crowds of fat people at a street fair with
the narrator callously stating "Over 2/3 of
Americans are overweight". **** you! This is America
Okay, Hungry Burger. Here's the scoreboard.
McDonald's Big Mac has too much bread for my liking
- too squishy. Burger King's The Whopper is
excellent ; probably the best you're ever going to
find from a fast food joint. Wendy's Dave's Hot and
Juicy wasn't bad but it, for some reason, just
doesn't match up to The Whopper. Taco Bell used to
have a Beef Bell burger decades ago but since their
slogan became "think outside the bun", that has been
jettisoned. Restaurants like Applebee's make good
burgers. White Castle is really tasty but the
portion size effectively means you'll be spending
$30 a sitting. Five Guys is really good.
Also, it's a DARK monster with exactly 2000 ATK.
Good for ramming into Berserk Gorilla. Good for Deck
Devastation Virus. A stylish way to delete the
opponent's field and hand. Infected meat.
Fat American Format - 5/5
Skinny European Format - 1/5
Oh man, I loves me a
My favorite in the Chicago Area is a place called
DMK Burger Bar. The Grass Fed Beef and Aged
Cheddar are to die for! They recently opened a
DMK on Navy Pier in Chicago. If you're ever
traveling downtown Chicago, make sure to stop at
When I'm traveling out west, my favorite Fast-Food
burger is In & Out Burger. The Double-Double
is like the perfect meat to bun ratio. I read
somewhere that they grind their own beef and the
lean to fat ratio is like 60:40. Wowza ...
that's a lot of fat! No wonder they're so tasty.
Culver's makes a good Double Cheeseburger too, and
they're spreading around the U.S. from Wisconsin
like the Zika Virus.
This card is making me so hungry. They just opened
a new Shake Shack in Chicago. I heard their burgers
are excellent. I plan on trying their burger for the first time over the
Oh ... back to the card. Can you believe this
card has never been reprinted? Spell Ruler was
released well over 10 years ago! What could
possibly be holding up a Premium Gold Reprint of
this beauty? Know what would be better than a
Hungry Burger? The Hungry Double Burger!
With Massive Support Coming to Hungry Burger at
the End of the Year, we Review the Ideal Monster,
It is a Level 6 Dark Warrior-type Ritual Monster
with 2000 Atk and 1850 Def. But even before that
support comes, The Warrior Returning Alive can bring
this back from the grave. Or Ritual Weapon can turn
this monstrous meal into a 3500 Atk Blue-Eyes
Annihilator. All the Djinn Support works with Hungry
Burger to make it virtually indestructible. Even
Pre-Preparation of Rites will work wonders with this
and its Ritual Spell Card, Hamburger Recipe. But the
new support is really something Special: Hungrier
Hamburger Recipe which reads, "Tribute Monsters on
your opponents side of the field whose Levels total
6 or more. Ritual Summon 1 Hungry Burger from your
Hand, Deck, or Graveyard in Attack position and if
you do, make its original attack and defense 4000."
And that Ritual Spell Card is searchable by the same
Manjus and Senjus that you should already be running
in this tier -1,000,000 deck. Good luck finding that
Secret Ghost Ultra Parallel Dimension Rare card in
the set Burning Greatness, BRGR-EN000000000.1
Score: 5/5 Well Done, Konami. Well Done.
Art: Hangry Hangry Burgers/5 Now all we need is that
Attack of the Killer Mystic Tomatoes Trap Card that
lets Hungry Burger Attack Directly for each Mystic
Tomato in your Graveyard.
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